*Dark Match* - Jay Dawn def. Adam Aries, Milez
Blaze & Rhon Hero after making Aries tap out to the crossface. Adam
Aries is now released from FWE.
(FWE 2.0 Intro Plays)
(Camera pans onto the stage as the pyro goes off and "Headstrong" by Trapt plays in the background)
(Fans are cheering as the camera settles over to the commentary table)
Edward:
Hello everyone and WELCOME to another edition of Saturday Night Mayhem!
We are live here in the Scott Trade Center of St. Louis, Missouri!
Jake: And boy what a night we have in store for you! So many things will transpire as this night progresses!
Edward: Lets take it into the ring with Anthony Davidson
(Camera pans into the ring)
AD: Ladies and gentleman, please welcome, Mayhem General Manager, JAAAAMMEESS CAALLLAAHHAANNN!!
(James Calahan's Theme Hits as he walks down to the ring)
(He enters the ring and grabs a mic and begins to speak)
JC: Settle down St. Louis!
(crowd pops louder)
JC: Now, I have a lot to announce in the coming moments.
(James pauses but resumes)
JC:
As you all saw last week, a tragic event happened before our very eyes.
Our Chairman of the Board, Hass Johnson was taken out last week by an
assault from an anonymous man who we don't know yet.
(Crowd Boos)
JC:
I'd boo that man too. Now, I won't sit around here and kiss Hass's ass
because he doesn't like that quite frankly. And later on tonight, we
will talk to Hass Johnson live via satellite in his home. Hass suffered
from a concusion, but fear no more because he is coming back NEXT WEEK!
(Crowd Pops)
JC:
As for the rest of the roster, lately, I've noticed something. Over the
span of the last month or so, FWE has had various signing, about 4 a
week. And with this, the roster is expanding. So without further or due,
I think it's time...
(Crowd looks shocked)
JC: ...THAT WE
HAVE A BRAND EXTENSION! I don't know if you all know this or not, but
at Commencement of Brutality, we saw a video package air. It showed the
word "Warpath." So without further or due, it's official, FWE's second
brand will be named WEDNESDAY NIGHT WARPATH!
(Crowd Cheers)
JC: And what better way to end the Warpath superstars' final nights on Mayhem than what I have planned.
(James pauses)
JC:
That's right, later on tonight in our main event, you will see a
glimpse of Warpath as we have a huge battle royal with the whole Warpath
roster. And the winner of that battle royal will get a Undisputed Title
shot on the first sho-
(Ray Austin's Theme Hits as the crowd erupts into boos as Ray walks out with The Hornet)
(Ray and Hornet enter the ring)
Ray: James, James, James, you just LOVE to play the unfair game don't you?!
(Crowd Boos)
Ray: Boo me all you want morons, it's not like your opinion's matter because you're all just losers!
(Boos get louder)
Ray:
James, don't give me that stupid look. You know EXACTLY what I meant
when I said you play unfair. James, lets face it, you simply love to
hand out opportunities to everyone, even idiots that didn't earn it, nor
win a match. While I'm not on Warpath, I SHOULD be getting a one on one
title match with Watson, not some Torture Chamber with animals who just
want to end my career out of bitter jealousy just because I'm better
than them! I've EARNED everything and I've NEVER gotten credit. So
James, I ask...no, I DEMAND a one on one match with Watson and I demand
it... TONIGHT!
(CD Max's Theme Hits as he walks down to a mixed reaction)
(Max enters the ring with a mic in hand)
Max:
Oh shut up Ray, would you?! It's obvious that you haven't won ANYTHING
on your own. The only thing you won on your own... oh wait, all you did
on your own was FAIL to win the World Title at Commencement of
Brutality! And even though you have that tall, pathetic, bitch of your's
who threw away his legacy, you still won't become World Champion. See
Ray, you have no talent. I? I on the other hand, have more talent than
ANYONE on the roster. If any man is to get a title shot against Watson
one on one, it's ME!
(Ray and Max start getting in each other's face bickering)
(James steps in)
JC:
Both of you, SHUT UP! Neither of you have earned a one on one match for
the World Title. You have a long way to go Max and you have a shot at
Rival's Revenge Ray. You two better keep your mouth's closed because I'm
tired of little bitches bickering on my show! Now, you two will compete
tonight. It'll be a triple threat match. And guess what Ray? The Hornet
is BANNED from ringside!
(Ray starts throwing a fit and then tells Hornet to leave as he does)
JC:
Anyways, this will be a triple threat match and it'll be YOU *points at
Ray* versus YOU *points at Max* versus *points to stage*
(Dorin's Theme Hits as the crowd erupts into cheers as he walks down to the ring with the National Pride Championship)
JC: Now get me a referee out here because this match starts RIGHT NOW!
(Ding Ding Ding!)
Edward: And here we go! First match of the night already as James Calahan just announced this bout!
Jake: There you see these three men in different corners staring each other down, who will make the first move?
Edward: Dorin takes a quick shot at Ray Austin! But here comes CD Max from behind as he hits Dorin!
Jake: Now Austin and Max both taking shots at the National Pride Champ!
Edward:
Austin grabs Dorin and holds him while CD Max takes some strikes to his
chest! Now Max holds Dorin as Austin takes some strikes.
Jake: Austin goes to the ropes and runs back full speed ahead... DORIN DUCKS! AUSTIN AND MAX COLLIDE!
Edward: Dorin quickly sees both men down and covers Austin!
ONE..........
TWO..............
KICKOUT!
Jake: And Austin kicks out! And here comes CD Max... SUPLEX ON DORIN! Max quickly covers!
ONE...............
TWO.................
Edward: And Austin breaks it up! Max turns his attention to Austin as they both push each other.
Jake:
Now they go at it! Back and fourth with right hands! Max getting the
advantage here. Austin comes back looking for a clothesline! But Max
catches him and takes him down with a belly to belly suplex!
Edward:
Max quickly turns to Dorin as he grabs Dorin and he looks to be setting
up for a powerbomb here! He thrusts Dorin up! AND AUSTIN WITH A LOW
BLOW OUT ON MAX OF NOWHERE!
Jake: Austin saved Dorin in a way
and now Austin with a suplex on Max! And he has his grip still on as he
gets up and takes him down with another one! Now a third one! Three
amigos by Ray Austin! Austin quickly covers!
ONE..................
TWO.....................
THR...
Edward: Dorin breaks up the count keeping the match alive! But here comes Austin running at Dorin, LOOKING FOR A CLOTHESLINE...
Jake:
BUT DORIN DUCKS UNDERNEATH! Austin turns around... DIARY OF PAIN BY
DORIN! DORIN WITH A FEROCIOUS DIARY OF PAIN TO THE TEMPLE OF AUSTIN!
Edward:
LOOK AT THIS! MAX FROM BEHIND, LOOKING TO TAKE ADVANTAGE, MAX SNATCHES
AND SETS HIM UP...POWERBOMB! NO! DORIN COUNTERS! HURRINCANRANA!
Jake: DORIN WITH A HURRINCANRANA ON MAX! AND NOW DORIN LOOKING TO GO UP TO THE TOP ROPE! LOOKING FOR DARK WINGS!
Edward: LOOK! AUSTIN CLIMBS UP AND NOW HE TAKES IT TO DORIN WITH SOME STRIKES!
Jake:
Austin with strikes on Dorin! And he looks to set up a superplex!
Austin tries to lift him but Dorin holding on and fighting back!
Edward:
AND DORIN WITH A HEADBUTT! AUSTIN GOES FLYING DOWN TO THE MAT AS HE IS
LAID OUT NEXT TO MAX! DORIN SETS UP ON THE TOP ROPE!
Jake: HOLY
SHIT! DARK WINGS ON BOTH MAX AND AUSTIN! DORIN CONNECTS WITH DARK WINGS
ON AUSTIN AND MAX SIMULTANEOSLY! BY GOD WHAT A MOVE! DORIN COVERS BOTH
MEN!
ONE.............
TWO....................
THREE!!
(Ding Ding Ding)
AD: HERE IS YOUR WINNER, THE NATIONAL PRIDE CHAMPION... DOOOOOOOORRRRRRRIINNN!!
Edward: What an ending! Lets check this out one more time!
(Replay of Dorin hitting Double Dark Wings shown)
Jake: What athleticism shown on display by our National Pride Champion! Dorin showing that he's focused and he should!
Edward:
Yup, because Dorin has a golden shot to become Dual Champion at Rival's
Revenge when he enters the hellacious Torture Chamber! Can Dorin pull
off the big one?
Jake: That's for us to find out.
(Camera shows Mr. Extreme backstage getting ready for his match)
Edward:
And coming up next, the winner of the 2012 Sole Commencement Match is
in action. That's right, Mr. Extreme vs Michael Black, it's live and
it's next!
(Commercial Break)
(Back From Commercial)
(DING DING DING)
AD: THE FOLLOWING MATCH IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!
(Michael Black's theme hits)
AD: Introducing first, weighing in at 279 Pounds, MICHAEL BLACK!
Edward:
Black lost the chance to be a part of the Torture Chamber at Rival
Revenge last week, this week he'll be wanting vengeance
Jake: I doubt Michael will have any luck tonight however Edward, Mr Extreme is a tough superstar as we all know
(Mr Extreme's theme hits)
AD:
And his opponent, from Bowery, weighing in at 225 Pounds, he is the
2012 Sole Commencement winner, MR EXXXXXTREEEEEEEEEEMEEEEEEEE!
Edward:
And Mr Extreme looks confident, This is going to be the real deal right
here dude! Mr Extreme is on fire! The Sole Commencement 2012 winner
looks ready to go!
(DING DING DING)
Edward: Both lock up,
Mr Extreme with a kick to the gut, facebuster plants there by Mr Extreme
and now stomping on the spine of Michael Black. What strength
Jake: Now Mr Extreme is elbowing the back of Black, not allowing him to get up, wise move by Mr Extreme
Edward: Leg DDT connects and now picking him up SUPERKICK CONNECTS, goes for the cover early
1........................
2...Kickout
Edward: Only a kickout at one
Jake: And you see Mr Extreme punching the life out of Black now, Mr Extreme is on fire tonight
Edward: Uh Oh, Mr Extreme picks up Black, PILEDRIVER CONNECTS
Jake:
I don't think we are having the Michael Black we are used to be seeing,
he is getting piledrivers, superkick AND NOW A SUPLEX CONNECTS, this is
bad stuff for Michael Black, he is in some pain all ready, is he
feeling okay?
Edward: Maybe something from last week has caught Black....
Jake:Look at this, ARMBAR BY MICHAEL BLACK, SUDDENLY, BLACK IS BACK IN CONTROL. Can this be the opening for Michael Black
Edward:
SPEAR BY BLACK, Now Black working on the face, now slams it to the
ground and kicks the back of the head, Michael is pissed from last week,
losing the chance to face WTF for the world title
Jake: And now
Black is doing everything he can, every basic move really, to keep Mr
Extreme down. Black climbs the top turnbuckle, Extreme is up though, BUT
LOOK SPEAR BY BLACK, COVER
1...................................
2...................................
3........KICKOUT
Edward: AND A KICK OUT BY MR EXTREME
Jake: Mr Extreme on his feet, both Extreme and Black lock up, kick to the gut by Mr Extreme, piledriver by Extreme!
Edward:
DDT connects by Mr Extreme and throws Black out the ring, the fight is
taken out the ring as Black goes for a clothsline, Mr Extreme ducks,
SUPERKICK BY MR EXTREME!
Jake: What a powerful kick to the jaw by Mr Extreme, now he climbs the top and LANDS a 450 splash
Edward: Look at Extreme, locking in that sharpshooter,but Michael Black kicks out of the hold.
Jake:
Both get back in the ring, Black bounces off the ropes and misses the
clothsline to Mr Extreme, Extreme picks up Black, shattering powerbomb!
Edward: Extreme with the cover
1............................
2.......................KICKOUT
Jake: But a kickout at two by Michael Black
Edward:
Mr Extreme with various kicks to the head of Michael Black, running to
the ropes and an elbow drop connects, Black is up and NECKBREAKER
Jake: This is going well for Black and Extreme, but Black with a suplex! Black is back in control
Edward: Black going for it right now, clothsline to Extreme, AND ANOTHER. Sends him to the ropes SPINEBUSTER CONNECTS
Jake: LOOK EDWARD, BLACK IS SETTING IT UP, HERE WE GO, TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER CONNECTS
(Explosion Pyro played on stage)
Jake: WHOA
(Arena goes dark. Lights come back on 5 seconds later to show a man with a red outfit and a mask on)
Edward: WHO THE FUCK!?
Jake: WHO IN THE HELL IS THAT EDWARD!??!
Edward: THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT!
Jake: UH OH! HE GRABS MICHAEL BLACK....CHOKESLAM! WHAT A CHOKESLAM!
Edward: And now he turns his attention to Mr. Extreme, I don't think he has any good intentions in mind...
Jake: COBRA CLUTCH LEG SCISSORS ON MR. EXTREME!
(Arena
goes dark again. The lights come back on 5 seconds later again as the
masked man has dissapeared while Black/Extreme are laid out)
Edward: What just happened!?
Jake: I have no clue...
(Camera pans over to show Richard Enraged walking backstage)
Edward:
OH BOY! IT'S RICHARD ENRAGED! He returned last week to FWE and he looks
like he's on his way out here right now! What's on the Enraged One's
mind? We'll find out after this!
(Commercial Break)
(Back From Commercial)
(Richard Enraged's Theme Hits as he walks down to the ring with a standing ovation)
Jake:
Here he comes. One of FWE's most successful wrestlers is back after his
stunning return last week. Let's see what he has to say.
(Richard enters the ring and grabs a mic)
Richard: All right. No more delays. R.M. Vrankovic, get your ass out here.
(RMV's Theme Hits as he comes to the ring)
Edward:
And here comes the Billion Ruble Man. The recently unretired R.M.
Vrankovic. He looks ready to fight now. Good thing because their tag
match is coming up.
(RMV enters the ring and has a mic in hand)
RMV: Alright Richard, you got my attention. What do you want.
Richard:
I want what I should have gotten months ago. I want what needs to be
done. I want our final match to come. I want to settle this score once
and for all.
RMV: Well Richard. I'm right here. I would say that
we settle this tonight but I have a better idea in mind. We need to do
this on a much grander stage. A stage where the world is watching. A
stage where the entire world can finally realize who is the greater
icon.
Richard: So what? Are you thinking of Rival's Revenge? The next Pay-per-view?
RMV:
I was. But after talking to some of the management back there, we came
to realize that his match is much too big for Rival's Revenge. No this
match can only have one proper setting. That is why our match... it'll
be at FWE's Grandest Stage. March 18th, our match, it'll be at GLORY
ROAD!
(The crowd pops with excitement)
Edward: What a huge announcement. The ICON vs. ICON Match will take place at FWE's biggest event!
Richard:
Well. I don't like the thought of waiting so long to finally settle the
score, but to finally be crowned as the greatest on the biggest stage
in wrestling would be awesome. You know what? Your on.
(RMV leaves the ring as he reaches the top of the stage though, Richard cuts him off)
Richard:
Hey! R.M. One more thing. Do you remember the match that was supposed
to happen months ago? The one that was supposed to take place before our
old company went under? Well, how about we have that match? At Glory
Road it will be me vs. you.... In a SUBMISSIONS ONLY 15 MINUTE IRON MAN
MATCH!
(RMV nods at the top of the stage and goes says "You're on" without a microphone)
(The crowd proceeds to chant "Holy Shit!" as Richard's Theme Hits and he and RMV stare each other down)
Jake:
Oh Damn! This match just went from epic to legendary. Both men have
tremendous submission ability. But honestly, I cannot imagine either man
tapping out. This one will go down in the history books!
Edward: Damn right! I can't wait for Glory Road! Just another huge match announced right here in front of us!
(Camera pans over to the ring where Anthony Davidson is standing)
(Ding Ding Ding!)
AD: The following contest is set for one fall!
(Liam Catterson's Theme Plays)
AD: Coming to the ring from Shildon, UK. Weighing in at 190 lbs. LIIAAMMM CAAAAAATTTTTTTTTERSOOOOOOONNNNNN
(Jason Skilled's Theme Plays)
AD:
Coming to the ring from Gaithersburg Maryland. Weighing in at 225 lbs.
He is The Inter-Anarchy Champion, JAAAAAAAAASSSSOOOONNNNNNN
SKILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEDDDD.
* Ding Ding Ding *
Jake:
Here we go. Its going to be interesting to see this match because Jason
is actually the muscle man in this one. He can easily overpower Liam.
Edward: Perhaps, but Liam does have enough speed and cunning to beat Jason. So the question is who wants this one more?
Jake:
Alright. Both men lock up in the middle and Jason pushes Liam away with
ease. But Liam gets right back up. They try to go for another lock up.
But Liam ducks and kicks Jason in the gut. And Liam connects with a
suplex. Nice maneuvering. Liam has Jason on his Shoulders, it looks like
Liam is going to deliver the first big move of the night... NO! Jason
counters Liam with a DDT. Right on his head. And Jason is not yielding.
He is now stomping Liam. He picks Liam up... ANGLE SLAM! Viciously
delivered! Here is the cover.
1.......2.....Kickout!
Edward:
Nothing doing. Jason needs to do a lot more than that to take Liam out
Looks like he realizes this as he gets Liam up and delivers a nasty
German Suplex. He dropped Liam right on his head. JAson is climbing the
top rope. It looks like he wants to put this one away. Flying
Elbow...MISSES! LIAM DODGES THE FLYING ELBOW!
Jake: Impressive
awareness by Liam. Both men are on their knees but Liam is upright
first. Liam connects with an Enziguri to Jason's face. And Jason is back
down. Liam is not letting up though. He climbs the top rope. Jason is
wearily getting back up. MISSILE DROPKICK CONNECTS! Here is the cover.
1......2.....Kickout
Edward:
Liam does not look happy about that but give him credit, he is going
right back on Jason. Liam is delivering a series of punches as he backs
him intto the corner. And Liam delivers a bulldog out of the corner to
Jason. Liam is not playing anymore games. He has Jason up and he...
CONNECTS WITH THE ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT! But Jason rolls out of the ring.
And now Liam is following him.
Jake: Yup it looks like they are
taking this one to the outside The referee is counting but it does not
matter because these two are punching each other out. Jason slides back
into the ring as Liam follows him. But its a trap! Jason is now stomping
the piss out of Liam. Jason has Liam up... CUTTER! And NOW HE LOCKS IN
THE CROSSFACE WILL LIAM TAP?
Edward: NO! LIAM REACHES THE ROPES!
Jason has Liam up. He is going for the Stunner. BUT LIAM BLOCKS IT!!
Liam sends Jason into the ropes and catches him with a spine buster on
the rebound. Jason is down. Liam has Jason's legs. He is going to try to
lock the LiveWire in. But Liam can't flip Jason!. Jason hits Liam in
the eye! What a shot. Liam looks stunned.... STUNNER. JASON HITS A
STUNNER. THE COVER!
1.......2..........3!!!
*DING DING DING*
AD: HERE IS YOUR WINNER, JAAAAAASSSSSOOOOOOON SKILLLLLLLLLLLLEDDDDDDD
Edward: WOW! What a match!
Jake: I'm as equally as impressed as you are. What an excellent performance from both of these men!
Edward:
Nonetheless, these two will compete in the Torture Chamber in just 7
nights. Can either of these men pull off the big win?(
(Commercial Break)
(Back From Commercial)
AD: The following contest is set for one fall and it is a tag team match!
(Tyler Blade's Theme Hits as he walks out to boos)
AD: Introducing first, from New York City, he is "Mr. Different" TYYYYYLLLLLLLEEERRR BBBLLLLLAAADDEE
(RM Vrankovic's Theme Hits as he walks out to a great reception)
AD: And his tag team partner, from Saint Petersburg, Russia, he is R...M...VRRRRAAANKKKKKKKOOOVVIIICCC!!
Jake:
And here comes RMV! The legenday RM Vrankovic was announced earlier on
tonight to face Richard Enraged in a Submission Only 15 minute Ironman
Match at Glory Road!
Edward: What a match it will be!
(Savior Roy's Theme Hits)
AD: And their opponents, first, from Greenwhich, Connecticut, weighing in at 234 Pounds, he is SAAAAVVVIIIOOORR ROOOYY!!
Jake: One of FWE's newest superstars, Savior Roy! Lets see what he brings to the table!
(Richard Enraged's Theme Hits to a great reception)
AD: And his tag team partner, from Boston, Massachussetts, RIIIIICCCCCHHAAAAARRRDD EENNNNRRRRRRAAAGGEEEDDD!!!!
Edward: Here comes Richard Enraged! RMV's Glory Road opponent! These two will get a taste of each other here tonight!
(Ding Ding Ding!)
Jake: And here we go as RMV and Roy start things off
Edward: Roy not wasting any time, going right after the vetran RMV with some rights and lefts!
Jake:
But RMV shoves him off! RMV comes at Roy with a clothesline but Roy
quickly springs up! Roy kicks RMV in the mid section, going for a DDT!
But RMV twists his arm around, RUSSIAN LEGSWEEP! Quick cover!
1..................
2...................
KICKOUT!
Edward: And Roy stays alive!
Jake: RMV makes a quick tag to Tyler Blade as the Tyler enters!
Edward: Tyler with a quick snapmare takedown on Roy!
Jake: Tyler now locks in a headlock! And now Roy struggles as Tyler has it tightly locked in!
Edward:
The ref asks Roy if he gives up but he chooses not to! Roy getting up
to his feet as Richard looks anxious to get into this match!
Jake:
Roy is on one knee! He gets to his feet! And some elbows to Tyler's
stomach! And he shoves Tyler off but Tyler runs back! BUT A BACKBREAKER
BY ROY!
Edward: And now Roy tags in Richard! And here comes
Richard Enraged! Tyler getting back to his feet, not knowing Richard is
behind him!
Jake: GERMAN SUPLEX! Richard covers!
ONE................
TWO.......................
Edward: BUT RMV BREAKS IT UP!
Jake: Richard right back on the attack! Richard quickly grabs Tyler! Scoop Slam! He takes him back down!
Edward:
And look at this! Richard Enraged goes to the top rope! I don't think
we've seen that from him too often! UH OH! RICHARD GOING FOR A SPLASH!
Jake:
HE GOT IT! NO! HE CRASHES AND BURNS! NOBODY HOME! TYLER MOVES OUT THE
WAY AT THE LAST SECOND! AND NOW TYLER SEIZING THE OPPORTUNITY AND TAGS
IN RMV!
Edward: AND HERE COMES RMV! SO ANXIOUS AS HE GOES DIRECTLY FOR HIS GLORY ROAD OPPONENT AND LONG TIME RIVAL!
Jake: RUNNING KNEE TO THE TEMPLE OF ENRAGED! RMV IS FIRED UP HERE! AND RICHARD GETS UP...POWERSLAM!
Edward: LOOK AT THE EXPRESSION IN RMV'S EYES! I THINK IT'S TIME WE SEE A BILLION RUBLE NIGHTMARE!
Jake: RMV LIFTS UP RICHARD!
Edward: BUT RICHARD ESCAPES AND TAKES RMV DOWN WITH A DDT! BOTH MEN DOWN!
Jake: RICHARD NEEDS TO TAG IN ROY! HE STRUGGLES BUT HE'S GETTING CLOSER!
Edward: JUST ANOTHER INCH RICHARD! HE GOT IT!
(Roy hops off the apron and walks out repeatedly screaming "I'm not wasting my time on this!")
Jake: WHAT THE HELL!?
Edward: ROY JUST LEFT RICHARD HIGH AND DRY! WHAT IS GOING ON!?
Jake: BUT LOOK FROM BEHIND! RMV GRABS RICHARD! WRATH OF THE MILLIONAIRE! HE CONNECTS AND NOW COVERS!
ONE.......................
TWO...........................
THREE!!!!
(Ding Ding Ding!)
AD: Here are your winners, the team of Tyler Blade and R...M...VRRRRRAAAANNKKOOVVIICC!!!
Edward: What did Roy just do!? Roy just walked out on Richard Enraged!
Jake: But look at the bigger picture! RM Vrankovic has pinned his Glory Road opponent!
Edward: While that is true, at Glory Road, it'll be one on one and it's submission only! We'll be right back.
(Commercial Break)
(Back From Commercial)
(Camera goes over to the commentary table)
Edward: And ladies and gentleman, what a night it has been on this Mayhem.
Jake: Now it's time to go over to the tron with our guest at this time, FWE Chairman, Hass Johnson.
(Screen shows Hass on the tron sitting in his home in Boston, MA)
Hass: Thank you guys.
Edward: No problem boss. Now Hass, what is your condition at the moment?
Hass: Well, I'm sure as hell feeling better than the moment I was when I was attacked.
Jake: Hows your recovery going?
Hass:
I'm almost fully recovered. And next week, I'm coming back. So whoever
the hell attacked me, you can run, but you can't hide, I will find you
and if you think that I still can't kick ass like before, you're sadly
mistaken. Next week, Mr. Assailant, get ready because I will find you
and I will kick your ass.
Edward: Thank you Hass.
Hass: No problem.
(Hass fades off as the camera pans back into the ring)
(Ding Ding Ding!)
AD: The following match is set for one fall!
(SQ 85's Theme Hits)
AD: Introducing first, from Fife, Scotland, weighing in at 227 Pounds, SUPERIOR QUALITY 85!!!
(W.T.F's Theme Hits to a huge set of boos)
AD:
And his opponent, from The Netherlands, weighing in at 245 Pounds, he
is the World Heavyweight Champion,
WATSON...TERRENCE...FROOONNNTTWWWAAAYYY!!!!
Edward: Not a good reception for our world champ, don't ya think?
Jake:
Yeah, but I think Watson doesn't get enough credit when it's due. This
guy hasn't whined about the Torture Chamber nor any of the decks that
have been stacked against him. I tip my hat off to the man.
(Ding Ding Ding!)
Edward:
And here we go as we are underway with this bout on Mayhem. Superior
Quality 85 can really move up if he defeats the World Champ here as
these two stare down.
Jake: They move forward and they start to lock up!
Edward: SQ quickly gets the advantage and Irish Whips Watson. Watson comes back here with a clothesline!
Jake: SQ is up and he is pissed that Watson just took him down! SQ runs full speed ahead at Watson...LOOKING FOR A CLOTHESLINE!
Edward: BUT LOOK! WATSON DUCKS UNDERNEATH! HE HOOKS SQ, NO WAY! ALREADY!?
Jake: CROSS CONFUSION! IT'S OVER! WATSON COVERS!
ONE.................
TWO.....................
THREEE!!!
(Ding Ding Ding!)
AD: HERE IS YOUR WINNER, THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, WATSSSOOOOON TEEERREENNCCEE FRRROOOONNNTTWWAAAYY!!
Edward: Holy shit! What did we just see there? Watson just finished SQ in less than 3 minutes, correct me if I'm wrong!
Jake:
WHAT DID I TELL YOU!? YOU GUYS GOTTA GIVE HIM CREDIT, HE GETS THE JOB
DONE AND HE DID IT WITH THE GREATEST OF EASE! Watson will be champ for a
long time in my estimation!
Edward: We'll be right back folks.
Because in just a few moments, we will have our main event, that's
right, the Warpath battle royal! Who will win and earn themselves an
Undisputed Title shot? We'll see right after this!
(Commercial Break)
(Back From Commercial)
(Ding Ding Ding!)
AD:
The following contest is a Warpath Battle Royal match. The winner will
recieve a shot at the Undisputed Title on the first edition of Wednesday
Night Warpath!
(Step up by Drowning Pool hits as the Warpath roster comes out to the ring)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Edward:
As we get started here with this battle royal all 20 participants are
looking very determined they know what is in stake here. The following
match is a battle royal with the winner earning a World heavyweight
Championship shot at Rival’s Revenge.
Jake: Here we go everyone
starts whamming on each other LOOK OUT! Pyrite eliminates Vincent Callen
and Johnny Accura runs at Pyrite and he eliminates Accura.
AD: VINCENT CALLEN AND JOHNNY ACCURA HAVE BEEN ELMINATED!
Edward:
Wow Pyrite is cleaning house now if you look in the ring JGT has Jacob
Wolfe hanging on the edge but J-Killings punches JGT in the face and he
threw JGT against the ropes and bounces Jacob off the apron.
AD: JACOB WOLFE HAS BEEN ELIMNATED!
Jake:
Jacob is eliminated. Now Pyrite is trying to hang on as Justin Studd is
trying to eliminate him Justin hits a few blows to his face and he runs
at Pyrite and Pyrite lifts the ropes down and Justin Studd goes out.
AD: JUSTIN STUDD HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Edward:
Justin Studd has been eliminated what will happen in this match? Who
will compete for the undisputed title? Find out as Mayhem rolls on.
(Commercial Break)
(Returns from Commercial)
Jake:
Welcome back to Mayhem throughout the break we saw 2 eliminations Ryan
Deo and Ashten Cross. Now look at this we have BarcaEdge tittering on
the edge he is close to being eliminated. But no he goes under the
bottom rope.
Edward: Pyrite is hanging on the edge as Johnny
Ajax is trying to eliminate him but he pushes Johnny off. If you look to
the left side of your screen you see Snagz just eliminated Johnny
Awesome.
AD: JOHNNY AWESOME HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Jake: Johnny Awesome is pissed, he is kicking the steps but look The Lockdown from behind throws Snagz out.
AD: SNAGZ HAS BEEN ELMINATED!
Edward:
Look at DA King and Pyrite going at it, eww DA King just spat in
Pyrite’s face and Pyrite kick DA King in the gut and throws him out.
AD: DA KING HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Jake: And Rated Blade gets thrown out by Pyrite also Pyrite is unstoppable.
AD: RATED BLADE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED
Edward:
Pyrite showing DOM- WAIT A MINUTE! WHO THE?! IT'S TYLER BLADE! TYLER
FROM BEHIND AND HE SHOVES PYRITE OVER THE ROPES! TYLER JUST COST PYRITE
AGAIN!
AD: PYRITE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Jake: Tyler running through the crowd as Pyrite is PISSED! Tyler siezes his moment and eliminates Pyrite!
Edward: Siezes his moment!? Stop kissing ass! He did that to piss off Pyrite! Tyler will pay at Rival's Revenge. BUT LOOK!!
Jake:
JOHNNY AJAX IS ABOUT TO ELIMINATE BARCA! He hits him with a chop and
another one he clotheslines Barca to the outside but Barca hangs on! BIG
BOOT BY AJAX! BARCA IS OUT! BARCA IS OUT! AJAX ELIMINATES HIM!
AD: BARCAEDGE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Edward: And now Pook. S is hanging on as The Lockdown has him on the edge but he does not hang on
AD: POOK S HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Jake: Elimination after elimination here now J-killings go over the top rope we are down to our final 5
AD: J-KILLINGS HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Edward:
Look at this it is DA KING he is coming back after he has been
eliminated and he goes after Hunter Moore and he distracts Hunter
allowing Jimmy Krauss to eliminate him
AD: HUNTER MOORE HAS BEEN ELMINATED!
Jake:
it is down to 3 Jimmy Krauss, The Lockdown and JGT and Both JGT and
Jimmy goes after Lockdown and the get him in the corner and stomps him
but look it is Johnny Ajax from under the ring he was never eliminated
Edward:
Johnny Ajax gets in the ring and eliminates Jimmy Krauss and now he is
show-boating and he turns around and gets eliminated by Lockdown,
AD: JIMMY KRAUSS AND JOHNNY AJAX HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED!
Jake: And then there were two!
Edward: We're down to The Lockdown and Jericho Goliath Thomas! Who will win this very special match!?
Jake:
And here they go with some strikes at each other! LD gaining the
advantage as he Irish Whips JGT and goes for a back body drop!
Edward:
But JGT with a kick to LD's skull. LOOK AT THIS! CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL
BY JGT! OUT OF NOWHERE! AND NOW JGT REALIZES HE CAN END THIS BY THROWING
LD OVER!
Jake: JGT THROWS HIM OVER! NO! LD HANGS ON TO THE APRON! NOW LD AND JGT FIGHT ON THE APRON! LD TRIES TO SUPLEX JGT!
Edward:
LD HAS HIM UP FOR A SUPLEX! BUT JGT LANDS ON THE APRON TOO! NOW BOTH
THESE MEN FIGHT ON THE APRON! THIS IS A TOUGH PERDICAMENT HERE!
Jake: UH OH! LD THRUSTS JGT ONTO HIS SHOULDERS! ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT HERE! BUT JGT COMES DOWN AND HE'S BEHIND LD!
Edward: LD TURNS AROUND...SHOWSTOPPER! SHOWSTOPPER BY JGT! AND LD GOES DOWN TO THE FLOOR! IT'S OVER! IT'S OVER!
(DING! DING! DING!)
AD: HERE IS YOUR WINNER, JEEEEERRRRRIIIIIIICCHHOOO GOOOLLIIIAATTTHH THHHHHOOOOOMMMMMMMAASSSS!!!
Jake: JGT HAS DONE IT! I KNEW IT! HE WINS THIS IN HIS FWE RETURN! JGT WITH A MARK!
Edward:
Give the devil his due, JGT has won and now he goes on to the first
Warpath where he will get a shot at the Undisputed Championship! What a
return for JGT!
Jake: And what a night it has been! And next
week, the Chairman Hass Johnson returns to confront his attacker! Will
we find out who it is!?
Edward: That all should be answered next
week. But for this week, we're out of time. I'm Edward Thomas and he's
Jake Evans, good night from St. Louis!
(FWE Logo pans on screen and then fades out)
Tue Mar 27, 2012 7:55 pm