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| Subject: September 9th Sat Sep 08, 2012 9:43 pm | |
| (FWE Intro Plays)
(A recap of last week's Mayhem airs of The Beat The Clock Challenge and then it ends in Liam Catterson winning, followed up by the attack on BarcaEdge alongside Johnny Nova and Marcus Spencer to end the recap)
(Camera settles in to the arena as it shows the crowd cheering)
Edward: Welcome everyone to another edition of Saturday Night Mayhem!
("Break It Down" by The DX Band hits as the crowd erupts in boos)
Edward: Edward Thomas alongside Jake Evans! And we are just 3 weeks away from Frontline Warfare!
(Liam Catterson, Marcus Spencer and Johnny Nova walk out in t-shirts reading "Lost Generation X")
Jake: And here come the three men who assaulted our World Champion, BarcaEdge, last week! Liam, Marcus and Nova!
Edward: I don't know what these men have bonding them together, but I hope we find out right now!
(Liam Catterson grabs a mic)
Liam: Welcome to LOST... GENERATION... X! Last week, these men came out and they joined me in giving BarcaEdge a beating of his life, a beating that isn't even an eighth of what's to come to him at Frontline Warfare. See, ever since I've been in this company, I've been one man against everyone else. Every time I'm so freaking close to capturing the World Title... a catch comes up and I'm always screwed out of it. I'm sick of it. That's why with these two trustworthy men watching my back, no one will screw and you'll all fear us.
(Liam Catterson hands Marcus Spencer the mic)
Marcus: LGX isn't about playing any games, we're serious business and if you don't like us, too bad, you'll have to deal with us. We're taking over Saturday Night Mayhem and there's nothing you people, Hornadore Long, or anyone in the back can do about it.
(Johnny Nova takes the mic)
Nova: For the past couple of weeks, I've been sending out my rants about a 'revolution' coming to FWE. But guys in the back... they all just laughed. You all thought it was a joke, but now that we're taking over, whose laughing now?
(Johnny Nova maniacally laughs before giving the mic back to Liam Catterson)
Liam: So as we get to wrapping this up, I'd just like to let you guys know that, it's not just the three of us. There's been rumors flying about another member to this faction and those rumors are right. There is a 4th man in LGX and you'll all find out who he is... VERY soon.
(Liam Catterson smirks as he drops the mic. LGX's Theme Hits again as the three exit the ring and head up the ramp)
Jake: Strong words! These three men have a fourth one to join them and I for one am scared as to who they could possibly be bringing! LGX may be taking over Mayhem!
Edward: I hope not, but this group is on a mission and that is to destroy and dominate this show!
(Camera shows the Briefcase of Opportunity suspended above the ring)
(Ding Ding Ding!)
AD: This opening contest is a Briefcase of Opportunity Qualifying Match set for ONE FALL! Introducing first, already in the ring, VINCENT CAAALLLLEEN!!!!
(Tyler Blade's Theme Hits)
AD: Introducing his opponent, from New York City, weighing in at 216 Pounds, "Arrogance Remastered" TYLER BLLLLLLLLAAAAADDDEEEEE!!!
Jake: Oh yes! Here comes one of my favorites, Tyler Blade! Tyler's finally cut tag teamming off his career and now he goes solo! I see a bright future ahead for this man!
Edward: He's arrogant, but let's see if he can back up his words!
(Ding Ding Ding!)
Jake: This match is under way as Tyler Blade quickly charges at Callen in the corner! And now Tyler with strikes to the mid section! And now a Monkey Flip! He sends Callen flying across the ring!
Edward: And now Tyler stalks Callen from behind... RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX! INTO THE COVER!
ONE.......... TWO................ KICKOUT!
Jake: Callen kicked out! And now Tyler measures Callen... THE EXECUTION! NO!! CALLEN DUCKED UNDERNEATH! AND NOW A ROLLUP!
ONE............... TWO................. KICKOUT!
Edward: He almost got him! And Callen quickly charges at Tyler with a big boot... BUT TYLER COUNTERED! AND HE HAS THE FOOT... INTO A DRAGON SCREW! CALLEN'S HEAD LANDED AWKWARDLY ON THE MAT! TYLER TO THE TOP ROPE...
Jake: EYE OF THE STORM!! CONNECTING!! TYLER'S NOT DONE, THOUGH! TYLER GRABS CALLEN AND NOW HE'S LOCKING SOMETHING IN... OH MY!! THE KNOCKOUT BULLET!! THE KNOCKOUT BULLET IS LOCKED IN! CALLEN TAPS!!
(Ding Ding Ding!)
(Tyler Blade's Theme Hits as he sets back to a knee and foot down, laughing as the ref raises his arm)
AD: Here is your winner by submission and advancing to the Briefcase of Opportunity, TYLER BLLLLLAAAAADDDEEE!!
Edward: Tyler just made some quick work of Callen! And now Tyler's headed to Frontline Warfare as he joins Daniel Blitz, Matt Daniels, and 5 other to be determined men!
(Tyler Blade points up to the Briefcase of Opportunity and then goes to the turnbuckle and poses to the crowd as they boo)
Jake: Tyler Blade's on top of his game, and could Frontline Warfare be his night!?
(Tyler Blade exits the ring and heads up the ramp as the camera fades)
(Commercial Break)
(Ding Ding Ding!)
AD: This is a Hellcats Tag Team Match set for ONE FALL!
(Nichole Clark's Theme Hits)
AD: Introducing first, from Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 128 Pounds, NICHOLE CLLLLAAAAAARRKKK!!!
Edward: We're back on Mayhem and it's time for some Hellcats action!
Jake: Here comes the woman who never lost her title, but now looks to regain it come Frontline Warfare!
Edward: That's right, it's 5 Hellcats in a Championship Scramble come FW and these ladies will tear each other apart!
Jake: Last week, Cherish and Clark put on one hell of a match, before StephyLove ruined it, let's take a look!
(Replays air of last week's match between Clark and Cherish)
(Michele Deadly's Theme Hits)
AD: Her tag team partner, from New York, weighing in at 120 Pounds, MICHELE DEEEEEAADDDLLLYYY!!!
Jake: Ever since her former best friend, StephyLove, won the Hellcats Championship, the friendship of the two have gone downhill, including in fights and last week, where Michele chased Stephy out the arena, while they were both in cars!
(Replays air of last week's incident)
(Cherish's Theme Hits)
AD: Introducing their opponents, first, from Raleigh, North Carolina, weighing in at 110 Pounds, CHEEEEERRRIIISSHHH!!
Edward: And here comes a lady whose been flirting it up on Warpath! Cherish got some of Pyrite this past Tuesday Night!
Jake: She better focus on FW and not love, because the Hellcats Championship is one prize she won't get an opportunity for that easily!
(StephyLove's Theme Hits)
Edward: Speaking of Hellcats Title, here comes the Champion herself!
AD: Her tag team partner, from Toronto, Canada, she is the Hellcats Champion, STEPHY LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVEEEE!!!
Jake: The Champ is all smiles after Warpath, where she stood tall over the other 4! Let's take a look!
(Replays air of the Warpath incident)
Edward: These ladies are out of control and Charlene Appleby, I know, will fix this!
(Ding Ding Ding!)
Jake: This match begins as Cherish and Michele start things off! They circle around the ring before locking up! Cherish with an Irish Whip! Michele comes back and she's met with an Elbow to the face! And Cherish follows it up with a Standing Moonsault!
Edward: Cherish now tags in Stephy and Stephy has her former friend right where she wants her! And Stephy goes for a Spear... BUT MICHELE HOPPED OVER HER! STEPHY TURNS AROUND... THESZ PRESS BY MICHELE!
Jake: AND NOW MICHELE WITH LEFTS AND RIGHTS TO STEPHY! SHE'S GETTING SOME PAYBACK! Michele gets off Stephy and now she stalks Stephy... kick to the gut! DDT! PLANTED HER ON THE MAT!
Edward: Clark quickly grabs Stephy! And now a backbreaker... AND SHE FOLLOWED IT UP WITH A TWISTING NECKBREAKER! Clark covers!
ONE........... TWO............... KICKOUT!
Jake: And Clark springs up to her feet and gets behind Stephy... UH OH! SHE HAS THE FULL NELSON! SHE'S GOING FOR THE FULL NELSON SLAM! BUT STEPHY ELBOWS HER AND CLARK GOES BACK!
Edward: TILT A WHIRL HEAD SCISSORS!! Stephy takes Clark down and now she tags in Cherish and holds Clark up! Cherish kicks her in the gut! FACEBUSTER! PLANTED ON THE MAT IS CLARK! Cherish rolls her over and into the cover!
ONE.......... TWO..................... KICKOUT!
Jake: And now Cherish wastes little time as she measures Clark yet again! Clark gets to a knee here! And Cherish off the ropes... SHINING WIZARD TO CLARK! AND NOW TO THE TOP ROPE!! ELBOW DROP!!
Edward: NO!! CLARK MOVED OUT THE WAY AND CHERISH CRASHES TO THE MAT! CLARK NOW CRAWLING OVER TO THE CORNER... AND SHE TAGS IN MICHELE! HERE COMES MICHELE, FIRED UP! SHE TAKES DOWN CHERISH WITH A SPINEBUSTER!
Jake: AND SHE RUNS OVER AND KNOCKS STEPHY OFF THE APRON! She turns her attention back to Cherish!! Cherish's down as Michele heads to the second rope... uh oh! uh oh! BLACK HOLE LEG DROP!! IT CONNECTED! THE COVER!
ONE.......... TWO............ KICKOUT!
Edward: Now she gets behind Cherish as Cherish slowly gets to her feet! Michele runs off the ropes... SHE GOES FOR THE KILLER BULLDOG!! ...BUT CHERISH SHOVED HER OUT THE WAY! MICHELE RUNS BACK BUT GETS CAUGHT WITH A KICK TO THE MID SECTION... RUSSIAN ROULETTE!!
Jake: RUSSIAN ROULETTE ON MICHELE! CHERISH GOES OVER TO HER CORNER AND NOW SHE HAS MICHELE IN SIGHT FOR SOMETHING EL- HEY WAIT A MINUTE!! STEPHY JUST TAGGED HERSELF IN! AND CHERISH IS PISSED! STEPHY NOW GOES IN AND STALKS MICHELE... THE ANGEL KICK!!
Edward: NO!! MICHELE DUCKED UNDERNEATH!! AND MICHELE GETS STEPHY IN SIGHT AND CHARGES... KILLER BULLDOG!! CONNECTING! SHE HAS THIS IN THE BAG!!
ONE......... TWO...........
Jake: CHERISH BREAKS IT UP! AND NOW CLARK GOES AFTER CHERISH! CHERISH AND CLARK NOW BRAWL ON THE OUTSIDE!! AND NOW MICHELE IN THE RING, SHE GOES FOR A DDT! BUT STEPHY COUNTERS... AND INTO A DDT OF HER OWN!!
Edward: STEPHY NOW SETTING UP FOR THE ANGEL KICK AGAIN!! MICHELE'S SLOWLY HELPING HERSELF UP!! STEPHY CHARGES... AND MICHELE DUCKS THE FOOT, SHE TURNS STEPHY AROUND AND DROPS HER DOWN! UH OH! SHE'S LOOKING FOR THE KILLSHOT! SUBMISSION MOVE!!
Jake: AND SHE HAS IT LOCKED IN! STEPHY'S TRAPPED! BUT WAIT A MINUTE!! CHERISH COMES IN! AND A SHINING WIZARD TO MICHELE! CHERISH SAVES THE MATCH YET AGAIN!!
Edward: And now Stephy tags in Cherish as Cherish is the legal woman! And Clark's recovering as he gets into the ring, helping herself up! CHERISH IS GOING FOR THE SIDE SHOW ON MICHELE... BUT MICHELE REVERSED IT! AND MICHELE GOES FOR IT... DEADLY DREAMS!!
Jake: OH MY!! SHE HIT IT ON HER OWN PARTNER!! CHERISH DUCKED UNDERNEATH AND NICHOLE CLARK'S DAYLIGHTS WERE JUST KICKED OUT BY HER OWN PARTNER!! MISCOMMUNICATION! AND STEPHY QUICKLY SLITHERS IN... ANGEL KICK ON MICHELE!! CHERISH RUNS TO THE TOP ROPE...
Edward: WHEEL OF FORTUNE!! CONNECTING!! TURN OF EVENTS AS CHERISH COVERS!!
ONE....... TWO........... THREE!!!
(Ding Ding Ding!)
(Cherish's Theme Hits as hers and Stephy's arms are raised in victory)
AD: Your winners, STEPHY LOVE AND CHHHHEEERRRIIIISSHHH!!!
Jake: What a win! Cherish and Stephy used some team work there and they co-exist as they pick up the win tonight!
Edward: And these ladies grab momentum heading in to Frontline Wa-
Jake: HEY WAIT A MINUTE!! CHERISH! SHE GRABS STEPHY... THE FINAL TOUCH!!! AND WAIT! MICHELE DEADLY!! SHE'S UP... AND A DEADLY DREAMS TO CHERISH!!!
Edward: AND NOW NICHOLE CLARK!! SHE TURNS MICHELE AROUND.. TOOTED AND BOOTED!! NICHOLE CLARK STANDS TA-
(Katniss runs down to the ring behind Clark as she poses to the crowd)
Jake: AND NOW KATNISS! SHE GRABS CLARK... THE CATASTROPHIC ENDING!!! MY GOD! KATNISS STANDS TALL!!
(Catastrophic Katniss' Theme Hits as she stands over Clark while the other ladies are laid out)
(Ryan Savage is shown backstage with the National Pride Title on his shoulder while wearing a suit)
Edward: And there's our National Pride Champion! Ryan Savage has been talking about a special presentation all week, up next we get to see what it is!
Jake: I can't wait!
(Commercial Break)
(Ryan Savage's Theme Hits to mixed reactions)
AD: Ladies and gentleman, at this time, please welcome, the National Pride Champion, RYAN SAAAAAVVVAAGGEEE!!!
(Ryan Savage makes his way to the ring with a microphone in hand as he smiles before speaking)
Ryan: It's been spreading across the FWE Locker Room like butter on bread. The rumor of Ryan Savage's presentation tonight, here, live on Mayhem. Well, rumors are true... sometimes, and I do have something I want to present. See, in this business, there is one type of athlete, one type of wrestling style... that is very, VERY underrated.
Ryan: Action packed, lucha libre, high flying wrestling. It's the type I do and a load of others have done and do. But we get zero credit for it, which agitates me. See, high flying is the same style I used a few weeks ago when I picked up a win over the World Champion, BarcaEdge. High flying is the same style I used to rise up in this company. High flying is the same style I used to win this title.
Ryan: But now, I want change. Hornadore Long has spoke to me about this and has allowed this. So from this point forward, the National Pride Championship... is RETIRED.
(The crowd is shocked)
Ryan: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. Now it is time for my presentation. Guys in the rafter, roll it down.
(The lights dim down as something is lowered. A spotlight comes on and there's a championship hung on a hanger. Ryan Savage unhooks it and places it on his shoulder)
Ryan: Say hello... TO THE AERIAL X CHAMPIONSHIP!
Ryan: This is a new championship here now and I am the first man to hold it. This championship is about the "smaller" guys in wrestling who don't care about their size. The guys that care more about risking it all for a win. This title belongs to a division of it's own kind, the one I sit atop of. No man under the weight of 230 pounds can compete for this. And now, the Aerialists will sh-
(Johnny Nova's Theme Hits)
Ryan: Hmm... what brings you out here to my ring during my time?
Nova: Shut up, you insect. I come out here because I laugh at your witty little presentation. THIS is what you've had everyone buzzing about all week? A title that shows your weak, fearfulness to the bigger division? This is just pathetic.
Ryan: Pathetic? You wanna know what's pathetic? It's how you think you're some maniac, even though you're an Average Joe. You wanna know what's pathetic? It's how you need to be in a group with 2 other men to get some attention here after PRP kicked your ass at King's Night?
Ryan: YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT'S PATHETIC? You. The fact that no one respects you. None of these citizens of RyaNation sitting here like you, none of them sitting at home like you, NO ONE likes you.
Nova: Hahaha, do you think that I care about any of these ants' opinions? Of course I don't. I care about me and myself on-
Ryan: That's where you're delusional. If you think about yourself only, it gets you nowhere. See, I've wanted respect from these people and when I got it, I won this title. I'm tired of being what I hate. And that is an arrogant little prick who thinks hes above the people that pay him.
Nova: Little piss ant, littler piss ants, do you all think that loving each other gets you anywhere? It doesn't. It makes you pitiful losers like Ryan Savage over here.
Ryan: I'm a loser? If you think so, let's go at it right now.
Nova: Be careful what you wish for..
Edward: AND NOVA WITH A MIC TO THE SKULL! NO! RYAN DUCKED! HE SAW IT COMING! AND NOW RYAN WITH LEFTS AND RIGHTS! HE'S TAKING NOVA OUT! RYAN'S TAKING OFF ON NOVA!
Jake: AND WAIT A MINUTE!! LIAM CATTERSON! HE'S HEADED DOWN TO SAVE HIS LGX PARTNER!!! AND NOW LIAM AND NOVA ARE DOUBLE TEAMING ON RYAN! THIS IS MAD-
(BarcaEdge's Theme Hits as he crowd erupts, he storms down to the ring)
Edward: OH BABY! HERE HE COMES!! THE WORLD CHAMPION! BARCA'S STORMING DOWN TO THE RING AND HE GOES AFTER LIAM! RYAN AND BARCA NOW EVEN THE NUMBERS AND THEY'RE TAKING OUT LGX!!
Jake: RYAN SENDS NOVA OVER THE TOP ROPE! AND BARCA CLOTHESLINES LIAM OUT! LGX RETREATS! THEY HEAD UP THE RAMP AS NOVA AND BARCA JUST TEAMED UP AND TOOK THESE TWO OUT!
(Hornadore Long's Theme Hits as he comes out the stage)
HL: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT JUST A MINUTE PLAYAS! Now, now, if you 4 lookin' for a fight, you should've just came to me. But tonight, in our main event, it'll be Lost Generation X taking on Ryan Savage and BarcaEdge... IN A TAG TEAM MATCH!! HOLLA HOLLA!
(Hornadore Long's Theme Hits as LGX and Barca and Ryan stare down)
(Camera shows Scott Davis Helmsley backstage)
SDH: Last week, my debut match here was ruined by that coward Andre The Fireboy. But FWE Management sees that I would've won and they've given me a shot for #1 Contendership to the Brotherhood Titles. And now, I'd like to introduce you to my partner, Mike Cole!
(Mike Cole walks into the frame with a smirk on his face)
Mike: Tonight, we're going to win and go on to face those two idiots, Hulk 'n Honkle at Frontline Warfare. We will win the Brotherhood Titles. Jason and Kendrick, you two aren't co-existing as of late. And The Midnight Express, we're taking over this division and we're trucking you two down!
SDH: LIVE THE EXPERIENCE!
(The two men laugh and get ready)
(Commercial Break)
(Rami's Theme Hits)
(Ding Ding Ding)
AD: The following contest is set for ONE FALL! Introducing first, making his way to the ring, from Djerba, Tunisia, RAAAAMMMMIIIII!!!
Edward: We're back on Mayhem as we get set for this one on one contest! Here comes Rami as this crowd loves this guy!
Jake: Rami beat Marcus Spencer last week, but couldn't beat the clock and now looks for a big win here to get something for Frontline Warfare!
(ATF's Theme Hits)
AD: His opponent, from Toronto, Canada, weihghing in at 220 Pounds, ANDRE THE FIIIIIIIIRREEEBBOOOOYYYY
Edward: ATF looks intense tonight as last week he had a fall out with Cousin Hass Johnson!
(Replays air of last week's confrontation followed up by...)
( https://2img.net/h/i1236.photobucket.com/albums/ff444/hornetewe/atfvshass.png flashes)
Jake: And now it's set! Frontline Warfare, Andre and Hass, The Johnson family will be torn apart in No Holds Barred! But first, ATF looks to gain some momentum by picking up a victory against Rami!
(Ding Ding Ding)
Jake: The match begins as ATF looks to knock Rami off as he charges with a clothesline! But Rami grabbed his arm and he takes him down with a Russian Leg Sweep!
Edward: ATF gets back up and now Rami charges off the ropes, looking for a clothesline... but ATF ducked! Rami runs off the other site and back... BUT HE'S MET WITH A DROPKICK BY ATF!
Jake: ATF covers!
ONE.................. TW…...................... KICKOUT
Edward: ATF quickly gets up and now he goes to the corner and stalks Rami as Rami gets to his feet... ATF charges!
Jake: ATF goes for a Spear... BUT RAMI DUCKED OUT THE WAY! AND RAMI QUICKLY GETS HIM IN POSITION FOR THE TUNISIAN CURSE! ...BUT ATF SHOVES HIM OUT THE WAY AND RAMI TURNS AROUND! ATF CLOTHESLINES HIM OUT THE RING!
1…. 2…. 3…
Edward: Rami now trying to make his way up.
4... 5... 6… 7…
Jake: AND HE MAKES IT IN AT 7! And now ATF stomping on the back of Rami as soon as he slid in to the ring! He grabs him and has him in position... SWINGING NECKBREAKER!
Edward: ATF now taunting this crowd and he turns his attention back to Rami... WAIT! RAMI QUICKLY ROLLS UP ANDRE!
ONE........... TWO................. THR…. KICKOUT!
Jake: Andre kicks out right before 3. That was a close call! Both men back to square one! AND ATF ELBOWS RAMI IN THE GUT! STUNNER! STUNNER! CONNECTING!
Edward: RAMI'S STILL GROGGY AS HE BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES! AND ATF CATCHES HIM... BELLY TO BELLY!! AND FOLLOWED UP BY ANOTHER ONE!! AND A THIRD ONE!!
Jake: ATF WASTES LITTLE TIME AS HE GRABS RAMI YET AGAIN... AND HE HAS HIM IN POSITION FOR THE FLAME TORNADO! BUT RAMI'S FIGHTING BACK! AND HE GETS DOWN AND BEHIND ATF...
Edward: RAMI IS SETTING UP FOR THE TUNISIAN CRUSE NOW! He has Andre in position! HE HITS IT! TUNISIAN CRUSE!!! RAMI HOOKS THE LEG!
ONE.................... TWO............................. THRE.... KICKOUT!!!!!!!!!
Jake: KICKOUT!!! ONE MORE MILLISECOND AND RAMI'S HAND WOULD'VE BEEN HELD HIGH!
Edward: Rami now measures ATF here! UH OH! HE'S SETTING UP FOR THE PAIN KILLER! HE HAS ATF ON HIS SHOULDERS! BUT ATF WITH AN ELBOW TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD! ATF FALLS BEHIND RAMI! AND WAIT!!
Jake: ATF TAKES HIM DOWN... YOU KNOW WHAT'S COMING NEXT!! HEADBLAZER!! HEADBLAZER!! THE HEADBLAZER IS LOCKED IN! THIS IS A DANGEROUS SPOT FOR RAMI! HE'S IN THE CENTER OF THE RING WITH NOWHERE TO GO! ATF HAS IT APPLIED TIGHT!
Edward: RAMI'S DOING EVERYTHING IN HIS POWER TO TRY TO MOVE BUT HE'S TRAPPED! ATF'S SMIRKING AT THIS AND RAMI TAPS!! RAMI TAPS OUT!! IT'S OVER!
(Ding Ding Ding!)
(ATF's Theme Hits)
AD: HERE IS YOUR WINNER BY WAY OF SUBMISSION, ANDRE THE FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRREEEBBOOOOYYYYY!!!
(ATF gets to his feet and has his arm raised up, before pointing to the camera and shouting "HASS, THIS IS YOUR FATE!")
Jake: My God what a contest! Rami just put up one hell of a fight against one of FWE's finest! But in the end, ATF reigns supreme!
Edward: And could this be the fate of Hass Johnson after all at FW? ATF looks like a man on a mission and Hass Johnson might have signed his own deathwish!
(Camera cuts backstage to BarcaEdge's locker room as he's warming up, Barca's then approached by Ryan Savage)
Ryan: Look, I know we have our differences and such, you don't like me, I don't like you, but we both have to respect each other tonight in order to take down those three stooges.
Barca: I don't agree. I have something better, you stay out of my way, I stay out of yours and we end up victorious and go on down the line. I have issues with Liam, you with Nova. Stay out my way because I'm going to kick his ass.
Ryan: See, that's the attitude I came here to address. I understand you don't want to "team" with me because I'm not trustworthy to you. But if we don't work together and stick together, those jackasses LGX will reign supreme over us. Think about it Barca, is it your ego or your demise that you want?
(Ryan walks away as Barca stares at him)
(Frontline Warfare Preview Video Airs)
(Hulk 'n Honkle's Theme Hits)
AD: Ladies and gentleman, please welcome your guest commentators for this next match, they are the Brotherhood Champions... HULK 'N HOOOOOOONNNKLLLEEEEE!!!
Jake: That's it, I officially hate this job.
(Hulk Hornet and Lei make their way to the ring with the Brotherhood Championships on their waists as Bob throws Hulk 'n Honkle action figures into the crowd as they make their way over to commentary)
Edward: We're joined by the Brotherhood Champions, Hulk Hornet and Lei! How's it going, guys!
Hulk: YOU KNOW SOMETHING BROTHER! I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS NEXT MATCH BECAUSE I WANNA SEE THE JABRONIS THAT I'LL BEAT AT FRONTLINE WARFARE!
Lei: (cough cough)
Hulk: RIGHT, WITH MY TAG TEAM PARTNER HIMSELF! (Lei smiles) BOB THE PENGUIN! ...Oh, and you Lei!
Lei: Sanks a you very mucha, Pornetsky Grandpather!
(Ding Ding Ding!)
AD: This next bout is set for ONE FALL! The winners will go on to face Hulk 'n Honkle at Frontline Warfare for the BROTHERHOOD CHHAAMPPPIOONNSSHHIPPPSS!!
("Glory" by Hollywood Undead Plays as Mike Cole & SDH make their way out to mixed reactions)
AD: Introducing first, they are the team of Mike Cole and Scott Davis Helmsley, THE MIIIDDDNNIIIGHTT EXXXPPPPRREEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!
Jake: Here come two upcoming stars in my eyes and hopefully if they win, the next Brotherhood Champions!
Hulk: YOU KNOW SOMETHIN', JAKE BROTHER! IF THEY WIN, THEY'RE SIGNING A DEATH WISH BECAUSE THEY'RE BOOKING A MEETING AT FRONTLINE WARFARE AGAINST THE POWERFUL SIR HINKELFINKELTON!
(Drinking BUDS' Theme Hits as Jason Skilled & Kendrick Williams make their way out to cheers)
AD: Introducing their opponents, they are the team of Kendrick Williams and the Inter-Anarchy Champion, Jason Skilled, DRIINNKKINNNNG BUUUUUUUUDDDSSSS!!!
Edward: Here come two bright men here in FWE! Kendrick and Jason, two men that are like brothers! These two have had some communication issues in the past, but they better put that behind for a title shot, tonight!
Lei: Zey can make as many as butt buddy make up sexies as zey wants a. But that does not a mean that zey will take a down zee brotherhood champions!
(Ding Ding Ding!)
Edward: Lets get this match on our way as Jason and Mike start off this match for a shot at the Brotherhood champs Hulk Hornet and Lei who are here with us at ringside!
HH: AND DON'T FORGET BOB BROTHER! HE IS HERE WITH US AND HE IS GOING TO SHOW OFF HIS COLOR COMMENTARY SKILLS TONIGHT!!
Bob: .......
Lei: Eye couldent had sayed it betta me self...
Jake: They tie it up in the center of the ring and Jason moves into a side headlock and hip tosses Mike onto the ground and holds the headlock tight. And Mike rolls him over for a cover!
ONE...................... TWO.................................. KICKOUT!!
Jake: WOW MIKE ALMOST STOLE THE MATCH RIGHT THERE! AND JASON GETS TO HIS FEET AND IS IN SHOCK!
Edward: And Mike is ready to keep going as he signals for a test of strength! AND THEY LOCK HANDS WHO WILL GET THE ADVANTAGE!?! AND MIKE IS LEANING BACK AND JASON KICKS THE GUT OF MIKE AND HITS THE FRONT DROPKICK TO THE FACE OF MIKE COLE!! HOW IMPRESSIVE WAS THAT!?
Hulk: INDEED BROTHER YOU CAN TELL HE HAS BEEN TAKING HIS VITAMIN V EVERYDAY BROTHER!
Jake: Mike gets up and Jason grabs him and Irish whips him across the ring and he comes back to him as Jason leapfrogs over! MIKE BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES AND JASON WITH THE POWERSLAM !WHAT A MANEUVER BY THE KING OF THE MOUNTAIN! COVER!
ONE........................... TWO................................... KICKOUT!
Jake: No... uh... its a kickout, you idiot.
Lei: Jess... jess I envented dat same a moove
Jake: Now he lifts up Mike and brings him to his corner where he tags in Kendrick Williams!
Edward: The both get a hold of Mike Cole... AND A DOUBLE SUPLEX! EXECUTED TO PERFECTION! AND KENDRICK STOMPS ON THE CHEST OF MIKE AND IS CLIMBING THE ROPES....
Jake: HE IS UP TOP AND IS LOOKING DOWN AT MIKE COLE IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!!
Edward: 450 SPLASH!!! AND HE MISSES!!! WOW SO CLOSE!!
Hulk: YEAH BROTHER I INVENTED THAT MOVE IT WAS CALLED THE FLOPPING FINKEL AND I USED IT FOR YEARS UNTIL I BROKE MY QUAD BACK IN '69!
Bob: ......
Edward: BUT MIKE ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AND KENDRICK IS KNOCKED OUT!!! AND MIKE LEAPS AT SDH AND TAGS HIM IN!!
Jake: HE RUNS AFTER KENDRICK AND STOMPS HIM OUT! HE POSITIONS KENDRICK NOW SO THAT HE IS SITTING UP STRAIGHT AND BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES.... SHINING WIZARD!!!!!! OH MY GOD AND A COVER!!
ONE.............. TWO.......................
Edward: What do you think about that Bob!?!
Bob: .......
(Bob throws his headset at the ground and leaves)
Hulk: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU BROTHER! YOU GOT BOB MAD! LEI JUST LET HIM GO COOL DOWN BROTHER AND LET'S FINISH CALLING THE MATCH!
Lei: Bob gav mey aye headache with all his bull shite!
Hulk: Here take some more Vitamin V BROTHER!
Edward: BACK IN THE RING!! JASON SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE ROPES!!!! BUT SDH ROLLS OFF OF KENDRICK AND JASON LANDS RIGHT ONTO HIS OWN PARTNER!!!
Hulk: WHAT WAS HE THINKING BROTHER HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN MORE CAREFUL THINGS LIKE THAT COULD LEAD TO A BAD QUAD INJURY!! THATS A BAD WRESTLER IF I HAVE EVER SEEN ONE!
Jake: WHAT A MATCH AND IT CONTINUES AFTER THE BREAK!!
Hulk: YEEEAH!!
(commercial break)
Edward: Back from the break and SDH has Kendrick down with a chinlock and isn't letting go!
Hulk: YEAH WE ARE BACK BROTHERS! AS WE GOT A TEXT BOOK CHINLOCK! HE HAS TO WATCH OUT AS HIS QUAD'S ARE EXPOSED HERE IN THIS MOVE!
Lei: I had beeeen lock-ted in this moove befar and it es berry bainful!
Jake: Through out the commercial break SDH has been dominating Kendrick and is looking good here! And you are right, Lei... somehow. This move is very painful and is wearing down Kendrick!
Edward: But Kendrick's getting up and he's elbowing SDH and he escapes! HE RUNS OFF THE TURNBUCKLE AND GOES FOR A CLOTHESLINE... BUT SDH DODGES IT AND TAGS IN MIKE COLE!!! THE MNE DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE KENDRICK AND THEY ARE STOMPING HIM OUT RIGHT NOW!!
Hulk: THIS IS NOT FAIR BROTHER IT IS JUST PAINFUL TO WATCH IT CAN VERY WELL PERMANENTLY INJURE HIS QUAD, LIKE MY SON THE HORNET DID!
Jake: JASON IS TRYING TO COME INTO THE RING TO SAVE HIS PARTNER WHO IS NOW LEANING ON OPPOSITE CORNER TURNBUCKLE AND IS EATING SHOTS FROM BOTH MIKE AND SDH BUT THE REF IS HOLDING JASON BACK!!!
Edward: BUT JASON SHOVES THE REF TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING! THE REF IS OUT! AND HE RUNS AT SDH AND MIKE AND NOW THIS HAS TURNED INTO A BRAWL!!!
Jake: And now Kendrick throws SDH out the ring! Jason and Kendrick now double teaming SDH! AND A DOUBLE SUPERKICK! JASON AND KENDRICK POSE TO THE CROWD AS THEY MIGHT HAVE THIS IN THE BAG!
Hulk: WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT, BROTHER!
Lei: EY, WAIT IZ A MINUTE! WHAT IS YOU DOING AH!?
Edward: KENDRICK'S GRABBING A STEEL CHAIR FROM RINGSIDE! AND NOW HE SLIDES BACK IN AS SDH IS GETTING UP! KENDRICK'S GONNA NAIL HIM OVER THE HEAD!
Jake: WAIT A MINUTE! WHAT THE HELL!? HE JUST TURNED AROUND AND NAILED JASON WITH IT! WHAT THE HEL IS GOING ON!? KENDRICK JUST LAID OUT HIS OWN PARTNER, DAMMIT!
Edward: KENDRICK LEAVES THE RING AND NOW HE'S LEAVING HIS PARTNER HIGH AND DRY! THIS IS JUST UNCALLED FOR!
Hulk: THIS ISN'T RIGHT, BROTHER!
Jake: MIKE COLE GETS INTO THE RING AND HE GETS JASON UP... CODEBREAKER!!! AND SDH TO THE TOP ROPE!!! DIVING ELBOW DROP!! COLE GETS THE REF INTO THE RING AS SDH COVERS!
ONE.................. TWO........................ THREE!!!
(Ding Ding Ding!)
(The Midnight Express' Theme Hits as they celebrate while Hulk 'n Honkle shake their heads at ringside)
AD: Here are your winners and #1 Contenders to the BROTHERHOOD CHAMPIONSHIPS... MIKE COLE AND SCOTT DAVIS HELMSLEY! THE MIDNIGHT EXXXXXPPPRRRESSSSS!!!
(Cole and SDH get on the turnbuckles towards Hulk 'n Honkle and pose the titles being on their waist)
Lei: YOU A WANT THESE TITLES? TOO A BAD!
Hulk: YOU TWO BROTHERS HAVEN'T EARNED THIS, BUT AT FW, WE'RE KICKING YOUR ASS! BE PROUD FOR NOW!
(Commercial Break)
(#Doomsday Vignettes Air)
(Ding Ding Ding!)
AD: Ladies and gentleman, this next match is your MAIN EVENT OF THE EEEVVEENNINNNGG and it is a tag team match scheduled for ONE FALL!!
(Ryan Savage's Theme Hits)
AD: Introducing first, from Cleveland, Ohio, he is the AEERRRIIIALLL X CHHHHAAMMMPPPIIIOOONNNN... RYAN SAAAAAAAVVVAAGGGEEEEE!!!
Edward: We're back on Mayhem as it's main event tag team time! Here comes the now Aerial X Champion himself!
Jake: Ryan and Nova broke out in a confrontation earlier tonight at his presentation, which led to this match, let's take another look!
(Replays air)
(BarcaEdge's Theme Hits)
AD: His tag team partner, from Miami, Florida, he is the WOOOOORRRLLLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHHHAAMMMPPPPIIIOONNN.... BARCAEEEEEEEEEEDDDDGGGEEEEEEE!!!
Edward: And they are on their feet for Mr. Personality! The Champ is here! Barca looks ready to go as him and Ryan had a bit of a fallout earlier tonight, but they better focus being that they have a big task in hand tonight!
(LGX's Theme Hits)
AD: Introducing their opponents, at a combined weight of 400 Pounds, accompanied to the ring by Marcus Spencer, JOHNNY NOOOOVVVAA AND LIIIIAAMM CAATTTEERRSSOONNN, LOOOOSSTTT GENNNNNERRRRAATTTIOOONN X!!!
Jake: And here come these wild three men as they said earlier tonight they have a fourth man! Who could it be!?
Edward: Man, I don't know, but this is going to get out of control!
(Ding Ding Ding!)
Jake: The match is now on its way Lost Generation X Versus BarcaEdge and Ryan Savage. Ryan and Johnny Nova will start things off here as they lock up in the middle of the ring. These two had a confrontation earlier on tonight and this shouldn't be pretty! Edward: Johnny quickly transitions into a headlock. But Ryan backs up to the ropes throws Johnny off of him to the other side, Johnny rebounds back Ryan goes for a tackle take down Johnny leap frogs over both men run to the opposite side and WAIT LOOKS LIKE THEY BOTH HAD THE SAME IDEA IN MIND AS THEY BOTH CONNECT WITH A DOUBLE CROSS BODY! Wow what a move that was and both men are on one knee holding their ribs. Jake: Both men get up on their feet and walk back to the corners. Now they both meet up in the corner again and lock up but Liam tagged himself in and Ryan did not see it! Johnny kicks Ryan in the gut and then Liam comes in and connects with a running DDT. Liam now stomping out Ryan’s knees, arms and his head. Ryan trying to get back up but Liam kicks him back down. Edward: Liam is preparing for the Blind Eye he bounces off the ropes and the Blind Eye Connects! Here’s the cover. 1………………… 2………………… Jake: Ryan kicks out. Liam lifts up Ryan and connects with a chop to the chest of Ryan. But Ryan responds back with one of his own and another and another. Then he kicks Liam right in the ribs as Liam falls to his knees. Ryan now with some shoot kicks to the chest of Liam followed by a quick ROUND HOUSE QUICK TO THE SKULL OF LIAM!! Ryan covers. 1……. 2…….. Edward: But Johnny breaks it up and Ryan gets up and runs towards Johnny but Liam pulls Ryan by his tights and rolls him up but Ryan quickly gets out anyways and jumps across the ring with his hand out to tag in Barca! Jake: And here we go Super Barca is here. Barca runs takes down Liam with a shoulder block, Nova hops in the ring but Barca takes him down with a big boot. Liam is leaning on the ropes and Barca connects with some knife edged chops… Barca tries to clothesline Liam over but Liam ducks and catches Barca and connects with the German suplex but he keeps it bridged. Edward: Johnny back to his feet rather quickly now and he runs springboards off the ropes and connects with a springboard leg drop to Barca whose still Bridged. Here’s the cover. 1….. 2……. Jake: Kick out by Barca. But look Johnny is being chased down by Ryan outside. And inside the ring Liam tries to go for the clothesline but Barca ducks and BARCABULLET CONNECTS.
Edward: Barca hooks the leg but the ref isn’t even paying attention because Marcus is holding Ryan back from getting Johnny! Barca gets up tries to get the attention of the ref but Liam gets up and LOW BLOWS BARCA WOW WHAT A CHEAP SHOT THAT WAS!!!
Jake: Liam turns Barca around and he wrenches the arms of Barca… CATTERSON IMPACT CONNECTS. As Marcus tells the ref to turn around! Edward: LIAM COVERS! COME ON, NOT THIS WAY! NOT THIS WAY! 1………………… 2…………………… 3……………………………….. (Ding Ding Ding!)
(LGX's Theme Hits as Liam rolls out the ring and up the ramp and is met up by Marcus and Nova as the ref raises their arm up)
AD: HERE ARE YOUR WINNER, LOST GENERATION X!! Edward: WHAT A STOLEN VICTORY! THIS IS JUST DESPICABLE! And Ryan checks on Barca! And wait a minute, Jake! Liam has a mic in hand, what does he have to say now!? Liam: That was just a little preview of Frontline Warfare, where I become World Heayvweight…*Liam laughs* Lost Generation X is here to take over this show and I won't stop. I've even added a fourth member that I told you about. This is our show and if you're not with that, we've got two words for ya…. CHRIS ELITE. (Chris Elite's Theme Hits as he comes down the ramp with a smirk on his face as he joins LGX)
Edward: Uh oh! This isn't gonna be good! Chris Elite is in LGX and now these guys are even more dominant! (LGX surrounds Barca and Ryan in the ring) Liam: ATTACK!!! Jake: OH MY! THEY'RE SURROUNDING THE SIDES OF THE RING AS RYAN AND BARCA ARE TRAPPED! THIS IS 4 ON 2!!
Edward: NOVA AND LIAM GO AFTER BARCA AS MARCUS AND ELITE ATTACK RYAN!! THIS IS JUST INSANE! MARCUS WITH THE DEATH WRAP ON RYAN! AND HE FEEDS HIM TO CHRIS ELITE... CHAMPIONS DRIVER!! Jake: AND ON THE OTHER SIDE... STANDING NOVATION TO BARCA!!! AND LIAM SPINS HIM AROUND AND BRINGS HIM IN... THE CATTERSON IMPACT! MY GOD! TWO OF OUR CHAMPIONS HAVE BEEN LAID OUT! BUT THEY'RE NOT DONE!!! Edward: Elite and Nova now both head to the top... Oh God! This isn't gonna be good… BOTH JUMP AND NOVA CONNECTS WITH THE SPACE MAN MOONSAULT ON BARCA AND ELITE WITH THE SPIRAL TAP ON RYAN!!!
(LGX's Theme Hits as they stand tall, raising each others' arms up)
Jake: For the second week in a row, LGX stands tall! With just 3 weeks away from Frontline Warfare, whose gonna stop these men!? Is Liam Catterson gonna use this men to finally capture the World Title!? What's to come!?
Edward: Another concern, they just destroyed Barca and Ryan will those two be able to compete next week? Find out next week on Mayhem as we're out of time, folks! Thank you all for tuning in, good night!
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