(FWE Intro hits)
(17 days until Glory Road)
(Replays of the previous weeks’ Warpath air, the show clips of Kendrick Williams’s ongoing assault on Jimmy Krauss, putting him through the mini-tron, as well as confirmation between Johnny Ventura and Pyrite’s match at Glory Road)
("Step Up" by Drowning Pool hits as the camera settles into the arena and golden pyros blast from the stage and up the 4 steel poles on the ring. The camera circles around the crowd as they cheer before heading over to commentary with Mike Daniels and Ted Andru)
Ted: TWO WARPATH’S UNTIL GLORY ROAD, WE’RE LIVE IN THE STATE FARM ARENA IN HIDALGO, TEXAS, I AM TED ANDRU AND ALONGSIDE ME IS MIKE DANIELS
Mike: IT JUST GETS CLOSER TED, AND TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE ONE HELL OF A NIGHT. PICK YOUR POISON MATCHES HAPPENING, AND I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS TONIGHT. WARPATH IS GOING TO BE GREAT.
JA: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN…..NICCCCCCCCCCK ANNNNNNNNGEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLL
(Marvin and Chardonnay by Big Sean ft. Kanye West & Roscoe Dash hits, Nick Angel is out in full civilian clothing as he gets cheered)
Ted: Well you heard it first guys, Nick Angel and Anthony Ross will happen at Glory Road in a Chicago Street Fight. Now it seems Nick Angel believes Anthony Ross is trying to make himself at the top by taking out Angel every now and again, Mike, what do you reckon to this?
Mike: I think Nick Angel is right, Anthony Ross is attacking him for no apparent reason. We believe there is some jealousy going on between these two, but I don’t know, Nick Angel, however, wants to know and we believe we’ll find out the answers soon….
Nick Angel: Everybody heard last week that the announcement came to be that I would face Anthony Ross…There is much question to why, more than to other possibilities to who I could face in FWE rather than Anthony Ross, but the answer comes to be that justifies my reasoning. Anthony Ross is nothing but the child that wishes he could be bigger than legends. He makes it out to be that he is successful and better than me in any light, but the sad truth is, Anthony Ross is just another person who has the dying ambition to be the face of FWE, and I can’t help but wonder, how many people will follow his roles? So many people might have this feeling that just because I joined FWE not so long ago, means I am not going to succeed. The fact is I have succeeded in other companies to the top fame. And the fact some people like Anthony Ross thinks themselves to be the better part compared to me is just plain ridiculous. Day in, day out, people like Anthony Ross do not respect the legacy I have built on wrestling. People like Anthony Ross are not the type of people who should be wrestling with their necks higher than it could already be, which is why, at Glory Road, I am teaching him some tricks. At Glory Road, I am going to show Anthony Ross, that being too overconfident, leads to pain, misery, anguish. I was in the position of Anthony Ross, I will admit. But unlike him, I rose to a legendary status and proved to the world, that I was something. Poor Anthony Ross on the other hand, is not going to be as successful as I managed to be at because of the fact that ignorance is a big factor in his lonely life. Anthony Ross is nothing but an arrogant asshole, and it’s time for me to show the world that Anthony Ross is wrong once again, and that he is nothing but a stupid son of a bitch, so Anthony Ross, prepare for Glory Road, because I am going to fuck you up so bad that you will regret mocking the legend that represents FWE…
(A Lesson in Violence by Exodus hits, Anthony Ross comes out in an angry mood)
Anthony Ross: ACTUALLY, YOU CAN SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR NOW, ANGEL. The reason why I targeted you was because of the big legacy you had. But it wasn’t overconfidence in which you believe it to be. I am not as egotistical as you claim either.
Nick Angel: Save the horse crap for Glory Road, Ross, this is not about your stupid excuses, this is about me proving to the world that you’re not as bright as you seem to be
Anthony Ross: You are kidding me….Why the hell do you have this assumption that I am above the rest. Okay, these losers don’t know me too well, but you know something? I am not even in my prime yet, and for me to admit that, I wouldn’t claim it as me being an egotistical asshole, unlike you. You only wanted this match to see if you can prove to the world you are STILL the legend that you are. Let’s face it, the only reason you won last week was because Ownage helped you to the win basically.
Nick Angel: So defensive….But no, I didn’t agree to this match because of the way I wanted to keep my legacy true to my word, but because I want to see if you really do have big boots. The ways you keep attacking me or provoking me, I want to see if you do have balls when it comes to an actual match between us two and just us two alone.
Anthony Ross: Haha, very rich Nick. You know what? I don’t care if I ended up facing you at Glory Road, because I always knew you were coming to FWE. And since I always imagined you being milked as top priority in FWE, I had to do something. So I started this rivalry with you, a legendary warrior against an uprising icon…Appropriate
Nick Angel: That, or you are just getting pissy over the fact that I came to FWE and stole your thunder. To be honest, Anthony, you’re nothing special in my eyes. Yes, you are a great fighter, someone who will not regret their actions, but also, you are an ignorant pig who can’t respect people like me.
Anthony Ross: No, I don’t respect you at all. I can’t imagine how someone like you, who I see with no talent, no charisma, gets the best juice in wrestling today. Whereas people like me, who works their asses off just for that glory gets nothing but a ticket of getting fired. So I had a reason to attack you, and since you took it as the wrong way, you took the time to confirm a match between us at Glory Road. It’s not that I am fearing what might happen at Glory Road, it’s just one of the most stupidest choices I have ever heard, because let’s be honest, we all know who is winning this one….
Nick Angel: Yeah, you’re right. Me! But seriously, this is what I was talking about when I spoke on ignorance. Anthony, to add to the fact that you’re going to throwing corny lines towards me, you don’t have a chance in hell on beating me….
Anthony Ross: We’ll see, Nick. I hate your guts, I hate the fact you’re milked into a world-wide sensation….Well at Glory Road, I vow to mess your reputation, Nick. You can claim you are a legend, but to me, you’ll always be a choke artist….
(A Lesson in Violence by Exodus hits, Anthony Ross throws the microphone on the stage as Nick Angel shouts at him)
Ted: Ouch, Nick Angel and Anthony Ross, two men who are is desperate ways to try and burn each other in tonight’s Warpath, this is really heated
Mike: It is really heated, this relationship comes down to that, Ted. But it’s time to go to commercials, as we get ready to start off Lucifer and Elite against Mr CT and Zeke Nero!
(Commercial)
(Cameras return to the ring)
(DING DING DING)
JA: The following Tag Team Match is scheduled for one fall!
(Walk by Pantera hits, the crowd cheers loudly as Chris Lucifer comes out smiling, with the New Age Championship around his waist)
JA: Introducing first, from Seattle, Washington, weighing in at 220 pounds, he is the NEEEEEEEEW AGGGGGGGE CHAMPION……..CHRRRRRRISSSSSS LUUUUUUCIIIIIFFFEERRRRRR
Ted: So here we are, with this Tag Team match, and out comes the New Age Champion, Chris Lucifer, suffering a bad upset last week, when he came to a loss against Mr CT last week, but can Lucifer redeem himself after last week’s humiliation when he partners with Chris Elite? He wants to hope so!
(Chris Elite’s theme hits, as he gets booed)
JA: And his partner, from Brooklyn, New York, weighing in at 199 pounds, CHRRRRRRIS ELLLLLLITTTTTEEEE
Mike: Chris Elite, a Mayhem superstar, deciding to team with Chris Lucifer this week, but can Lucifer and Elite have a good partnership against two men who could pose a threat to Lucifer this weekend? We’ll have to find out as Warpath rolls on!
(Release the Panic by Red hits, Zeke Nero comes out to boos)
JA: And their opponents, first, from Choctaw, Mississippi, weighing in at 215 pounds, ZEEEEEEEKEEEEEEEE NEEEEEEEEEERRRRRROOOOOOOO
Ted: Zeke Nero coming off a great win against Xavier Williams following the fall of The Remedy, now Zeke Nero will be poised in this match, poised for a win. Can this be a second week running for Zeke Nero to dominate? Nero is looking to make a statement in this match and at Glory Road, tonight could be the build of his dominance!
(Beast Mode by Jake Miller hits, Mr CT comes out to boos)
JA: And his partner, from London, England, weighing in at 240 pounds, MIIIIIIISTEEEEEEEEEER C………………T!!!!!!!!!
Mike: And another man who has been on the charge as of late, ever since he came back from an injury, Mr CT proved that he had no doubt over his return, no ring rust, and this is going to be interesting, can CT manage to put away Chris Lucifer once again?
(DING DING DING)
Ted: So here we go with both Elite and CT locking up as CT tries to force Elite into the corner but CT gets the upper hand, ramming the knee into the gut. He now shoves Elite and Elite with a clothesline, BUT CT FINISHES IT OFF WITH A BIG BOOT. Now CT quickly tags in Nero and Nero now performs knee drops on top of the head, great work from Nero now
Mike: Nero now picks up Elite, BUT ELITE CAPTURES THE KNEE, AND A LARIAT, TAKING DOWN NERO. Nero now getting to his feet as he gets up AWAITING THE SUPERKICK OFF ELITE, but Nero ducks out the way, SIDEWALK SLAM BY NERO. Now Nero hitting a knee drop on Elite, as Elite is wanting to tag in Lucifer, Elite being the filler for Venom as all the three other men are in the New Age Championship match.
Ted: Elite can't move though, that Boston Crab by Nero is locked in, and all Elite can do now is struggle and hope to break from this hold, BUT LOOK, ELITE IS FREEING HIMSELF. AND TAGS IN LUCIFER. Lucifer, SUPERKIC...NO, NERO DUCKS AND LOOK AT NERO, SPEARING INTO LUCIFER, AND THROWING HIS FISTS INTO THE FACE, GREAT STUFF FROM NERO.
Mike: Now Nero waits as Lucifer gets to his feet, Nero now circling the ring, as Lucifer tries to get to his feet.....AND LOOK, NERO IS GOING TO PICK UP LUCIFER, BUT LUCIFER, OH GAWD, COUNTERING WITH THE DDT/
Ted: I think Nero was going to finish off Lucifer there, but it all failed, now Lucifer trying to get back to his feet. As Nero using the ropes to help himself up......AND LOOK, LOOK! LUCIFER SMASHING THE SUPERKICK TO NERO, AND NERO IS DOWN, NOW LUCIFER HAS THE COVER
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Mike: Kickout by Nero. Nero rolling over to CT, the man that beat Lucifer last week, and Nero, CLOSING IN ON THE TAG, BUT LUCIFER HOLDS THE LEG, AND NOT ALLOWING HIM TO MAKE THE TAG, NERO TRYING TO TURN AROUND SO HE CAN COUNTER THIS. BUT CAN HE?
Ted: Lucifer has that lock in tight....BUT LOOK, CT IS ALLOWED TO TAG IN, AND CT COMES INTO THE RING, UPPERCUT TO THE FACE OF LUCIFER. Lucifer now trying to fight back against CT, BUT CT HEADBUTTS THE FACE, AND LUCIFER BROUGHT DOWN. Now CT quickly stomping away at Lucifer, Lucifer trying to tag in Elite.
Mike: AND LOOK AT CT, LIFTING UP THE LEG....SLAMMING THE KNEE OFF THE CANVAS, now CT pulls up Lucifer, AND LOOK AT THIS......LUCIFER HIT WITH CREDIBILITY STATEMENT.
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Ted: AND NO, A KICKOUT MADE BY LUCIFER. Now Lucifer, QUICKLY TAGGING IN ELITE, AND ELITE IS IN THE RING. Now both Elite and CT lock up, and CT is trying to get the knee to connect to the ribs of Elite, BUT ELITE SHOVES HIM OFF THE ROPES, AND ELITE CLOTHESLINES HIM OUT OF THE RING, GREAT STUFF...
Mike: Now Elite slides out of the ring, and Elite now looks at CT who is trying to get to his feet, BUT A LOW DROPKICK SENDS CT BACK DOWN. Elite grabs CT by the head, AND PRESSES THE HEAD INTO THE STEEL POST!
Ted: Now Elite throws CT back into the ring, and Elite now looking to put away CT. CT is getting to his feet, CT has a little damage to him, AND HERE WE GO....BUT LOOK, CT COUNTER, WAS LOOKING TO HIT CT WITH THE BROOKLYN DRIVER.
Mike: AND CT HIS THE FACEBUSTER. CT now comes to tag in Nero, and Nero walks all around Elite, and Nero picks up Elite, AND LOOK, FULL NELSON FACEBUSTER HITS, NERO IN CONTROL....
Ted: Nero now picking up Elite, AND LOOK AT THIS NOW, ELITE....HIT WITH PSYCHE DISSECTION. NERO HAS IT, AND THE COVER FROM NERO
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Mike: AND WITH THAT, ELITE KICKS OUT. Now Elite rolling to the ropes, as Nero gets to his feet, Elite going to tag in Lucifer, BUT NERO STOPS HIM, AND LOOK AT CT, PULLING OFF LUCIFER AND NOW CT AND LUCIFER ARE BATTLING
Ted: AND NERO, PICKING UP ELITE ONCE AGAIN……AND LOOK, ROYALLY SCREWED IS LOCKED IN, OH NO, ELITE MIGHT HAVE TO TAP, ELITE IS IN DANGER.
Mike: OH NO, I THINK HE’S…YEAH, HE TAPS, ELITE TAPS OUT.
(DING DING DING)
(Release the Panic by Red hits, Zeke Nero and Mr CT celebrate as the fans boo)
JA: HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS, THE TEAM OF MR CT AND ZEEEEEKEEEE NEEEEEEROOOOO
Ted: Well once more Lucifer and Nero take the advantage, and this could build up to a new New Age Champion, but the thing is, can these two men be serious threats to the championship?
Mike: Chris Lucifer looks pissed off, he sits on the ramp in agony, and you have to feel him right now. Two weeks in a row this has happened, and the thing you have to ponder is, is this it for Chris Lucifer?
(Jimmy Krauss is preparing for his match, soon Xavier Williams bursts into his locker-room)
Xavier Williams: Are you freaking nuts? Me against Kendrick Williams?
Jimmy Krauss: What’s the matter, Xavier? No Remedy to fix you a cure in this match?
Xavier Williams: Jimmy, I know we haven’t gotten on, but now, I’ve seen why I was such a dick, and I am here to apologise to the FWE Universe and you. But seriously, why the hell did you put me against Kendrick Williams in a first blood match, I am not admitting to weakness or anything, but have you seen the size of that idiot?
Jimmy Krauss: Well, maybe it can tell your mind that the next time you try and attack me with two other idiots, maybe you’ll know what comes for you next time I have a Pick Your Poison match….
Xavier Williams: Look, I said I was sorry!
Jimmy Krauss: Yes, I understand you are sorry to me, but you need to remember, that memories never fade away, an apology only suppresses them. So if you don’t like the fact I made an intense Main Event, not my problem. Now get out of here, I am trying to get changed
(Xavier Williams shakes his head and leaves the locker-room)
(Commercial)
(Camera returns to the ring)
(DING DING DING)
JA: The following match is set for one fall, and it’s No Disqualification!
(It Ain't Over til' its Over by DJ Khaled hits, Ownage comes out to a mixed reaction)
JA: Introducing first, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing in at 201 pounds, HE IS THE ONE MAN REVOLUTION, OWWWWWNAAAAAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Ted: Ownage out here, remember folks Ownage has yet to call out Hass Johnson later tonight, and he is going to speak about how Hass Johnson’s tactics have failed. Right now though, Ownage will be in this match, trying to beat Austin Lonewolf, no rules in this match, which means, anything can happen!
(Sweet Dreams by Hollywood Undead hits, Austin Lonewolf comes out as the fans boo)
JA: And his opponent, from Bronx, New York, weighing in at 210 pounds, AUUUSSSSSSSTIIIIIIIIN LOOOOOOOONEWOOOOOOOOLFFFFFFF
Mike: And we know how quick this man can be when it comes to no rules in a match, Austin Lonewolf is like an eagle, he’ll pick you out and destroy you. But will Austin Lonewolf be exactly the man to destroy Ownage tonight? Remember that Austin has been having encounters with Scott Davies Helmsley too….
(DING DING DING)
Ted: So here we go, Ownage and Lonewolf both lock up and you can see the struggle to get the upper hand is seen, Ownage now throws Lonewolf to the ropes, and now, CHARGING WITH A BOOT, which Lonewolf slides out the ring, Ownage becomes tangled to the ropes, and now, Lonewolf climbs on the apron, AND POKES OWNAGE IN THE EYE. Now Lonewolf targeting the ropes....
Mike: AND A SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK HITS BY LONEWOLF. Lonewolf rushing for the cover, but Ownage kicks out. Now Lonewolf trying to pick Ownage to his feet, BUT CHOPS ACROSS THE CHEST STOP THAT BY OWNAGE. Ownage now sends Lonewolf for the Irish Whip, but Lonewolf slides out the ring, and Ownage, CHARGING, HITTING THE SUICIDE DIVE ON LONEWOLF
Ted: GREAT STUFF BY OWNAGE. Ownage now looks under the ring for a weapon, which is allowed in this match, and he pulls a chair, now Lonewolf getting up to his feet, AND WHAM...ACROSS THE HEAD GOES OWNAGE, AND OWNAGE HAS CONTROL AGAIN
Mike: Now Ownage continuing to whack the chair across the body of Lonewolf, Lonewolf feeling the intense pain now, as Ownage, GOING FOR A BIG WHACK, BUT LONEWOLF MOVES OUT THE WAY, AND LOOK, CHARGING AT OWNAGE, AND LOOK AT LONEWOLF THROWING THE FISTS INTO THE FACE OF OWNAGE.
Ted: Lonewolf taking advantage over Ownage, now Lonewolf pulls Ownage to his feet, AND THROWS HIM INTO THE STEEL POST. Now Ownage resting his head there and Ownage trying to recover, BUT LONEWOLF HAS THE STEEL CHAIR, OH GAWD NO
Mike: AND LOOK, LONEWOLF SMACKS THE CHAIR INTO THE HEAD WHICH WILL REFLECT FROM THE STEEL, A PAINFUL HEAD ATTACK TO OWNAGE, AND OWNAGE IS SCREAMING IN PAIN.
Ted: And Lonewolf now throwing Ownage back into the ring, Lonewolf soon follows Ownage, and Ownage is getting to his feet, the aggression on the eyes of Lonewolf tells me that he is planning to put away Ownage
Mike: This looks bad....As Ownage, LIFTED UP....AND OWNAGE IS HIT WITH THE ROLLING FIREMAN CARRY SLAM....NOW LOOK, DOOMSDAY DEATH GRIP LOCKED IN, IS OWNAGE GOING TO TAP OUT TO THE SUBMISSION SPECIALIST?
Ted: OWNAGE TRYING TO REACH FOR SOMEWHERE WHERE HE CAN GET SOME SUPPORT TO BREAK THE HOLD BUT I HAVE NO IDEA IF OWNAGE CAN SURVIVE SUCH TORTURE....
Mike: LONEWOLF HAS THAT PERFECTLY LOCKED IN, NOW HE HAS TO MAKE OWNAGE TAP, BUT OWNAGE IS TRYING TO FIND A WAY OUT, LONEWOLF CAN'T RISK THIS, AND OWNAGE FREES HIMSELF FROM THE HOLD. GREAT STUFF FROM OWNAGE....
Ted: Ownage now trying to get to his feet, he is coughing up and now, Ownage picks up Lonewolf, and they both lock up. Lonewolf getting advantage over Ownage as he has pressured more damage to Ownage. And now, Ownage is pushed to the ropes and Ownage trying to battle this…..AND LOOK, KICK TO THE MIDSECTION……AND LOOK, LOOK…..SUPLEX TO THE CONCRETE, OH MAN. WHAT A POWERFUL MOVE!
Mike: Ownage made a brilliant suplex there to the outside, and now, Lonewolf is in agony, a long fall to the concrete has surely got to damage his back.
Ted: Ownage now slides out the ring, and once again, looking under the ring for a weapon, this match is becoming very violent
Mike: And he pulls out a steel chair. Now Lonewolf is on all fours, AND A SMACK TO THE SPINE AND LONEWOLF FALLS BACK TO THE CONCRETE…..OH MAN, THAT SMACK COULD BE HEARD FROM CHINA
Ted: I know what you mean, that was one loud smack that got a lot of reaction from these fans, AND LOOK AT OWNAGE. LOOK AT HIM SMASHING THE CHAIR INTO THE NECK AND SPINE SEVERAL TIMES. OH MY LORD!
Mike: That aggression by Ownage shows how much he wants to retire Hass Johnson at Glory Road. Now Ownage picks up Lonewolf and throws him into the ring, Lonewolf is trying to make his way to his feet, and Ownage now climbs to the turnbuckle, is Ownage going to go full risk in this move?
Ted: DIVING ELBOW THAT WILL STUN LONEWOLF. Now Lonewolf is out, AND LOOK AT OWNAGE, OWNAGE IS CALLING FOR THIS TO BE OVER, THIS COULD BE IT HERE IF DONE RIGHT
Mike: Lonewolf slipping, like he was walking on ice or something. Lonewolf is up, AND FALLS ONTO THE SHOULDERS OF OWNAGE, OWNAGE IS POISED…..REST IN PEACE STUNNING LONEWOLF, IS IT ENOUGH TO EARN OWNAGE THE WIN?
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Ted: THR…..NO, A KICKOUT BY LONEWOLF. WOW, WHAT HEART…
Mike: And Ownage now trying to use the ropes to help himself to his feet. This is intense so far, and Ownage and Lonewolf both to their feet, AND NOW BOTH MEN SHARE A SERIES OF SHOTS. OWNAGE AND LONEWOLF TRADING BLOWS TO THE FACE……..AND LONEWOLF DUCKS AS OWNAGE SWINGS……GERMAN SUPLEX FROM LONEWOLF, AND COVER
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Mike: Ownage however kicks out, BUT OWNAGE GOING FOR A ROLL UP TOO
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Mike: AND AGAIN, OWNAGE COMES SO CLOSE WITH THE VICTORY. But now, Ownage is trying to use the ropes to help him to his feet, both men appear damaged, and this opens the door to Lonewolf to attack….
Ted: You also have to take note that Lonewolf too is hurt badly following Ownage’s heavy impact on him.
Mike: Well Ownage is trying to get to his feet, both men are busted open from their assaults. Ownage and Lonewolf back to their feet, and the pair lock up, and Lonewolf rams the knee into the ribs, AND LOOK AT THAT QUICK DDT OUT OF NOWHERE, OH MY GAWD
Ted: AND LONEWOLF HAS HAD ENOUGH OF THIS. LONEWOLF IS GOING TO CALL OWNAGE TO HIS FEET, THIS MATCH HAS TO END, THIS MATCH HAS TO….
Mike: SCOTT DAVIS HELMSLEY. IT’S SDH…..AND HE ATTACKS LONEWOLF WITH A STEEL PIPE TO THE BACK OF THE SKULL, AND LONEWOLF IS OUT, LONEWOLF IS OUT COLD, AND YOU CAN SEE OWNAGE RESTING ON THE ROPES, AS HELMSLEY CONTINUES TO ATTACK LONEWOLF
Ted: AND LOOK, LOOK AT HELMSLEY, PICKING UP LONEWOLF. NIGHTMARE ON HELMS STREET TO LONEWOLF, AND NOW, OWNAGE PICKING UP LONEWOLF AS HELMSLEY LEAVES THE RING
Mike: AND LOOK, OWNAGE….THIS HAS TO BE THE WIN…..REST IN PEACE, OWNAGE WITH AN EASY WIN….
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(DING DING DING)
(It ain’t over til it’s Over by DJ Khaled hits, Ownage stares at Scott Davis Helmsley as he taunts away)
JA: HERE IS YOUR WINNER, OWWWWWWNAAAAGEEEEEE
Ted: Well for a second week running, Ownage picks up a cheap win….
Mike: Knock it on the head, Ted. Ownage is not like your so called Johnny Ventura’s or whatever. Ownage tried his best, and you can’t help but admit, that was SDH’s fault, and not Ownage’s, yes Lonewolf was looking to get a possible win, but Ownage got the win, nothing can be done there…
Ted: Wh….Mike, sometimes you can be a real hypocrite….
Mike: I bet you think that. Ownage will be calling out Hass Johnson, later tonight however…After the break though, Michele Deadly calls out Cherish, WHAT WILL TRANSPIRE HERE TONIGHT?
(Commercial)
(Camera returns to the ring)
JA: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MIIIICHEEELEEEEEE DEEEEADLYYYYYY
(Love, Fury.Passion.Energy by Boys Hit Cars hits, Michele Deadly comes out to massive cheers)
Ted: Well, Mike, Michele Deadly is a character that is after the gold. She has never held the Hellcats Championship and was in the match where Cherish won that belt, but the thing is, can Deadly make Cherish listen out here?
Mike: The thing with Cherish is, she never listens out to anything. Michele Deadly is irrelevant to Cherish and you have to think that Cherish is on a path to destroy her…
Michele: Week after week, day after day, I have been working my ass off! I have been working to get a chance at the Hellcats Championship, and I finally get it. I defeated Stephie Love, and now that I have my chance it seems like the “champion” isn’t taking me seriously.. Last week we had a tag team match against Leah and Stephie and you know what our “champion” decided to do.. SHE WALKED OUT! Just like the coward I knew she was, she walked out on me because she didn’t want to face Stephie and Leah.. Two people who have beaten her!
(The crowd erupts in cheers)
Michele: Therefore.. Cherish, get your ass out here!!
(Need Your Heart by Adventure Club plays and Cherish skips to the ring with a microphone in hand)
Michele: You know Cherish.. I had to do some serious thinking after you walked out on me, and so I went to visit your best friend Charlene Appleby. And she was gracious enough to agree to something I had in mind for yo-
Cherish: Just cut to the chase Michele, frankly you are boring me. And you know what? I don’t care that you went to talk to Charlene; she has had it out for me ever since Tyler Blade beat her precious Liam. So go ahead, spill your guts out about this “idea” because I’m sure it’s just as pathetic.. as YOU!
(Fans boo as Cherish smiles at Michele, and Michele slides out of the ring. She stops at the top of the stage and looks back at Cherish)
Michele: Cherish, my idea is far from pathetic.. I hope you are ready for your match that will be coming up.. Let me introduce to you your opponent… AAANNTHONNYYY ROSS!!
Ted: WHAT THE?
Mike: SERIOUSLY?
(A Lesson in Violence by Exodus hits, Anthony Ross comes out to massive boos)
JA: And the opponent to Cherish, from Cincinnati, Ohio, weighing in at 225 pounds, ANNNNNNNTHOOOOONYYYY ROOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Ted: I am….I AM SPEECHLESS, AND CHERISH IS NOT HAPPY WITH THIS. OH GOD….
Mike: OH JESUS….WHAT THE HELL…..
(DING DING DING)
Ted: Well let’s get this awkward match going, Anthony Ross against Cherish, Cherish looks like she’s added fear on her face…
Mike: I can’t blame her, AND LOOK AT ROSS, TACKLING HER, GOD, HE IS NO MAN AT ALL, ANTHONY ROSS IS ABUSING CHERISH WITH THE FISTS, CMON ROSS, GIVE SOME MERCY TO CHERISH…
Ted: WELL HE SAID HE SHOULDN’T. CHERISH IS IN TROUBLE….THIS IS NOT GOOD. ANTHONY ROSS CAN’T BELIEVE IT HIMSELF
Mike: But the thing is, I don’t think Cherish is going to survive….
Ted: Michele being a real bitch here, why the hell would you have some man fight against a woman for fuck sake….
Mike: AND LOOK AT CHERISH, TRYING TO ESCAPE FROM THIS BUT ROSS IS COMING AFTER HER, THROWING HER INTO THE RING….Oh no….
Ted: And Cherish, LIFTED UP…..Deadly Sin hits on Cherish, cover by Ross…..
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(DING DING DING)
(A Lesson in Violence by Exodus hits, Anthony Ross slides out the ring and heads up the ramp)
JA: YOUR WINNER, ANTHONY ROSSSSSSSSSS
Ted: Probably the easiest match Anthony Ross will take part in, Mike. Cherish had no chance of surviving that, and all because Michele Deadly is a real bitch….
Mike: Well you see the thing is, I think Cherish had this coming….Cherish with her antics as of late against Michele Deadly, this was coming, and I can tell this is not how Anthony Ross would not want to win…..
(Ownage is in the parking lot with his parents)
Ownage: Okay, mom, dad…I want you to stay here tonight. I am going to call out Hass Johnson tonight and I don’t want you guys to interfere
Ownage’s Father: We weren’t planning on that though
Ownage’s Mother: What I am more concerned on is he is likely to beat you….I mean, you are a talented child and I love you, but remember, last time this happened, he beat you….
Ownage: Yeah, on the account of three faggots who are now broken up because now they’ve seen the light. I mean, the last time this happened, I was also on the verge of victory, cmon mom, you can’t….You can’t doubt me over something I came incredibly close by last time….
Ownage’s Mother: I am just concerned about you. I don’t want you out of a job, especially from a place you call home…
Ownage: Look, I have beaten all these people in FWE. Now I know this is the biggest match in my career, because if I do win, no more will FWE be corrupted by a bias leader….So trust me on this….
Ownage’s Father: Alright son, we’ll just wait by the car
Ownage: Thanks….
(Ownage leaves his parents as they look worried)
(Commercial)
(Camera returns to the ring)
(DING DING DING)
JA: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it will be competed in a STEEL CAGE MATCH!
(300 Brolic by Fat Joe hits, Thierry Williams comes out to boos)
JA: Introducing first, from Oakland, California, weighing in at 230 pounds, THIIIIIERRRRRRRYYYYY WILLLLLLLLLIIIIIAAAAAAAMMMMMMMSSSSSSSS
Ted: Steel cage match time for these two upcoming men, first out here, Thierry Williams and you have to think it’s pretty obvious that Kendrick was going to choose his younger brother, I mean, if you think about it, it’s not exactly rocket science to say the least, but can Thierry Williams live up to the promise?
(Pomona by American Fangs hits, Jimmy Krauss comes out to massive cheers with the FWE Championship wrapped on his shoulders around his shoulders)
JA: And his opponent, from Matamoros, Pennsylvania, weighing in at 215 pounds, HE IS THE FWE CHAMPION…………JIIIIIMMMMMMY KRAAAAAUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Mike: And the FWE Champion with the fact that he has so much anger in his eyes. This should be fun for Jimmy Krauss as Thierry Williams is a relation to Kendrick Williams, so I think Jimmy Krauss will consider this some form of target practice for Glory Road, but will Krauss come out on top?
(DING DING DING)
Ted: So Krauss and Williams get under way, to not confuse people, Krauss is against THIERRY WILLIAMS. And now, Krauss shoving Williams back into the cage, K-Will will be wanting to watch this carefully....
Mike: Now Krauss has control of Williams, NOW THROWING HIS HEAD ACROSS THE STEEL. OH MAN
Ted: A great main event this is tonight, as Williams now tries to throw a punch to Krauss, BUT KRAUSS EASILY BLOCKING IT. Great work as usual from Krauss....
Mike: Now Williams lifted to his feet, AND WILLIAMS HITS THE LOW BLOW, I GUESS THAT WILL DO THE TRICK IF ANYTHING....
Ted: Now Williams with the knee drop to Krauss, and Krauss now trying to get back to his feet, Krauss rolls to the side, and Williams stomping away at the back. Now Williams lifts up Krauss, AND KRAUSS HITS REALITY CHECK ALREADY, CAUGHT SLIPPING AND ALREADY KRAUSS MAY HAVE VICTORY.
Mike: Now Krauss is making his way up the cage, a risk that may pay off well....As Krauss is getting closer to the top....BUT LOOK, WILLIAMS JUMPS TO THE OCCASION, AND LOOK, YANKING ON THE LEG OF KRAUSS, KRAUSS TRYING TO THROW WILLIAMS OFF HIM.....BUT WHAT A DROP BY KRAUSS....
Ted: And now Williams stomping all over the body again, now picking up Krauss, AND THROWING HIM INTO THE CAGE WALL, AND NOW KRAUSS, CAN'T GET TO HIS FEET BECAUSE OF THIS MAN
Mike: Now Williams throws Krauss to his feet, throwing him into the corner, Krauss slumped there, AND WILLIAMS FORCEFULLY THROWS HIS BODY INTO KRAUSS AND KRAUSS FALLS DOWN, NOW WILLIAMS PRESSING INTO THE NECK AREA, AND THIS IS ALLOWED
Ted: It is, and Krauss can't do anything but try and escape this nightmare. And like at Glory Road, this will be legal, so Williams, K-Will, will be looking at ideas
Mike: I think that's why K-Will hired T-Will to go against Krauss! Now Williams picks up Krauss, TIPPING HIM UPSIDE DOWN, AND SLAMS HIM INTO THE STEEL CAGE. OH MY GAWD, THAT SPINE HAS TO BE IN SERIOUS AGONY!!!
Ted: Damn, what fury, as now, Williams picks Krauss to his feet, BUT LOOK, KRAUSS WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT TO WILLIAMS.
Mike: And Williams is stunned, AND LOOK, REALITY CHECK FROM KRAUSS AGAIN. WILLIAMS HAS GOT TO BE OUT OF THIS
Ted: AND NOW, KRAUSS BEGINS CLIMBING THE CAGE, ON THE VOYAGE OF FREEDOM AND VICTORY, CAN KRAUSS DO THIS?
Mike: Well he doesn’t have to worry about Kendrick Williams, he is surrounded inside a cage, AND KRAUSS NEAR TO THE TOP. BUT WILLIAMS IS GOING TO KILL HIS HOPES, HE HAS HOLD OF THE LEG…..AND YANKS KRAUSS DOWN TO THE CANAVAS, OH MAN, AND THE BACK SHATTERS INTO THE CANVAS
Ted: Jesus Christ. AND LOOK, ROYAL FLUSH BY WILLIAMS. Now Williams stomping away at Krauss and Williams is showing Krauss what his older brother could do at Glory Road
Mike: Do know, Kendrick is more advanced, so the pain may be more devastating. Now Williams picks up Krauss, AND DAT GRIP HITS, OH MAN, AND WILLIAMS JUST LEANING ON THE STEEL CAGE, TWO REALITY CHECK’S FOR THIERRY WILLIAMS.
Ted: Yeah, and that head is not going to be calming Krauss. Now Krauss is down, AND LOOK, WILLIAMS IS ASKING FOR THE DOOR TO BE OPENED. I THINK WILLIAMS IS WANTING THE CHEAP WAY OUT.
Mike: Typical Williams. And now the referee is opening the door for Williams, BUT KRAUSS GRABS HIS LEG, TRIPS HIM UP, AND NOW HAS HIM IN AN STF POSITION, OH MAN, NICE WAY TO COME BACK FOR KRAUSS
Ted: HE MIGHT HAVE WILLIAMS FOILED. HE COULD HAVE HIM TAP OUT. LOOK AT WILLIAMS TRYING HIS BEST TO SURVIVE THIS! I DON’T KNOW IF HE CAN!!!!!!
Mike: I DON’T KNOW, WILLIAMS LOOKS STRONG. KRAUSS TRYING TO MAKE HIM TAP, BUT LOOK, WILLIAMS IS COUNTERING THIS. AND LOOK, WILLIAMS IS FREE, NOW TRYING TO ESCAPE THE CAGE ONCE AGAIN….
Ted: AND KRAUSS STOPS HIM. Now pulling his body back in the ring, BUT LOOK AT WILLIAMS BOOTING KRAUSS IN THE FACE, AND KRAUSS IS SENT BACK TO THE CAGE…..WILLIAMS COLLIDES WITH HIS BODY. Now Williams hits the DDT on Krauss, and Williams begins to stomp away at Krauss once again, AND LOOK AT WILLIAMS, LOOKING TO CLIMB THE CAGE ONCE AGAIN.
Mike: WILLIAMS IS LOOKING TO DO IT. CAN HE DO IT, KRAUSS IS SLIPPING HIS WAY UP TO HIS FEET, BUT CAN HE MAKE IT IN TIME?
Ted: HE DOES, KRAUSS GRABS THE LEG, YOU CAN SEE WILLIAMS TRYING TO SHAKE HIM OFF, BUT LOOK, KRAUSS DOES IT, PULLS DOWN WILLIAMS AND WILLIAMS’S BACK SLAMS INTO THE CANVAS.
Mike: Now you can see Krauss is holding onto the cage, he is exhausted and you can see the punishment in this cage match is torturing both these men, but now Williams is using the ropes to help him to his feet.
Ted: Krauss and Williams now both lock up, and Krauss shoves Williams to the ropes, Williams comes back to Krauss, MASSIVE BOOT TO THE FACE BY WILLIAMS. OH MAN.
Mike: And Williams may have the advantage, now he is picking up Krauss, AND THROWING HIM INTO THE CAGE, THAT CAGE WILL HURT KRAUSS SERIOUSLY. OH MAN.
Ted: AND LOOK, WILLIAMS IS CLIMBING THE CAGE ONCE AGAIN. WILLIAMS IS LOOKING TO DO IT, AND KRAUSS IS SLIPPING TO HIS FEET ONCE AGAIN, BUT HE MAY BE TOO LATE, WILLIAMS IS NEARLY AT THE VERY TOP, BUT KRAUSS IS STORMING UP THE CAGE, AND NOW, BOTH THESE MEN ARE AT THE TOP, YOU SAW WILLIAMS’S PROGRESS SLOWED.
Mike: AND NOW LOOK, KRAUSS AND WILLIAMS, FIGHTING ON THE TOP, AND YOU CAN SEE BOTH THESE MEN TRADING SHOTS AT EACH OTHER….
Ted: JESUS CHRIST……THIS IS NOT GOING TO END WELL FOR ONE OF THESE MEN….AND LOOK, WILLIAMS HAS THE ADVANTAGE…..
Mike: ACTUALLY WAIT, WILLIAMS HAS HIS HEAD SLAMMED OFF THE STEEL BY KRAUSS. OH MY GAWD, LOOK AT THIS….
Ted: AND WILLIAMS THROWN OFF THE CAGE BACK TO THE CANVAS, OH MY GAWD, WHAT A FALL AND I THINK KRAUSS HAS THIS WON
Mike: HE DOES, HE DOES IT!
(DING DING DING)
(Pomona by American Fangs hits, Jimmy Krauss collects his FWE Championship and stumbles off)
JA: HERE IS YOUR WINNER, JIIIIIMMMMMMMMY KRAAAUSSSSSSSSSSS
Ted: WHAT A TENSE MATCH, JIMMY KRAUSS AND THIERRY WILLIAMS, BOTH EXHAUSTED AFTER THAT MATCH, AND I THINK I AM TOO
Mike: Well that match proved not to be a loss for Krauss, bad move for Kendrick Williams, but up next, Xavier Williams and Kendrick Williams, in a first blood match on request of Jimmy Krauss, OH MAN!
(Austin Lonewolf is seen smashing up backstage)
Ted: Well Austin seems pissed that a third week in a row, he’s encountered with Scott Davis Helmsley
Austin Lonewolf: THREE FUCKING WEEKS IS A SIGN THAT THIS FUCKING LOSER WANTS ME…..
(Austin flips over a table, as Trevor Thompson slowly approaches him)
Trevor Thompson: Au….Austin, this is obviously the third week running that Scott Davis Helmsley has interfered in your matches or had interaction with you that has ended in controversy, what have you got to say about this?
Austin Lonewolf: I don’t know what I do to gain the attention of that little troll. He thinks that he is big and mighty, because he is costing me matches all the time? The thing is, I have done nothing to him….Wait, that’s the one thing I have done….Say his name wrong, that is the reason why he is attacking me. All because he can’t fucking get a grip over how I said his name ‘wrong’. Immaturity at it’s finest, Trevor. Much like a lot of people in the building tonight.
Trevor Thompson: So what are you aiming to do then?
Austin Lonewolf: What am I going to do? I am going to show that little freak that if you start beef with Austin Lonewolf, you’re going to get owned, because that is exactly what he will be. Owned, and since you thrown this into the air, Scott, I have noticed something. You wanted to challenge me at Glory Road, and I can’t help but feel that you are so egotistical over this, so you know what I am going to do? I am going to accept your challenge for Glory Road. Yeah, me and you will have it on at Glory Road, but make NO mistake, I will make sure you regret challenging me!
(Austin Lonewolf leaves in fury)
(Commercial)
(Camera returns to the ring)
(DING DING DING)
JA: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it’s a First Blood match!
(Like a Storm by Gangster’s Paradise hits, Xavier Williams gets a cheering reaction as he makes his way down the ramp)
JA: Introducing first, from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 205 pounds, XAAAAAVIIIIIIERR WIIILLLLLLLIIIAMMMMS
Ted: Well Main Event time, and Xavier Williams out first, you heard his concern over his match against Kendrick Williams tonight and the fact that this match with be a First Blood. Now Xavier Williams says he has changed in heart, I don’t know if we should believe that, but Xavier Williams does want to be the nice guy it seems, but I doubt he’ll be nice to K-Will tonight
(1 Train by A$AP Rocky hits, Kendrick Williams gets heavily booed as he comes out down the ramp)
JA: And his opponent, from Oakland, California, weighing in at 265 pounds, KEEENDRRRICCCCCK WILLLLLLLIAAAAAAAAMSSSSSSS
Mike: Speak of the devil, although I think I can compare him to the devil. Kendrick Williams is a man who has no respect for anyone, especially Jimmy Krauss. He has sent torture to him over the last few weeks, and now it’s Krauss’s turn to send torture to K-Will tonight, but will his plan work?
(DING DING DING)
Ted: First Blood match here we go. Xavier Williams slides out the ring, and you can see K-Will just staring onwards, as Williams now looks under the ring and looks for a weapon in this match. K-Will slides out the ring, and Xavier now pulls out a kendo stick, BUT A MASSIVE BOOT TO THE FACE OF WILLIAMS TAKES DOWN XAVIER WILLIAMS
Mike: Just to save confusion for the viewers, when we say Williams, we’re speaking of Xavier, and K-Will is Kendrick. Now K-Will picks up Williams AND SLAMS HIM INTO THE STEEL POST. Now Williams trying to back out of this, but K-Will is slamming his head into the steel post and now, Williams trying to elbow K-Will, but K-Will is too dominant.
Ted: You’re right about that, now Williams is leaning on his knee, as K-Will picks up the kendo stick Xavier Williams earlier pulled out, AND K-WILL, WHACKING THE KENDO STICK ACROSS THE HEAD, GOOD LORD, WHAT DAMAGE….
Mike: And look at K-Will use that kendo stick, he is abusing his opponent so much that he is not coping. Williams falls to the floor, AND NOW, K-WILL PICKS HIM UP…..SMACKING THE STICK ACROSS THE HEAD, OH MY GAWD. WILLIAMS IS OUT OF IT. Now K-Will picks up Williams, throwing him back in the ring, and K-Will causing havoc, will this be the scene at Glory Road in a couple of weeks?
Ted: It may be, now he picks up some steel steps, throws them in the ring. K-Will climbs onto the apron, BUT WILLIAMS WITH THE DROPKICK TO K-WILL, OH MAN. THAT KNOCKS K-WILL OFF THE APRON, AND WILLIAMS HAS THE ADVANTAGE….
Mike: And now The Chicago born star slides out the ring, comes over to our table, and now rips apart the announcing table. Oh lord! This is going to be bad
Ted: It will, BUT K-WILL TAKES WILLIAMS FROM BEHIND, AND SMASHES HIS HEAD INTO OUR TABLE, NOW K-WILL, TURNS AROUND WILLIAMS AND PICKS HIM UP, BUT LOOK, LOOK, COUNTER TO K-WILL AND OH MY GAWD, HEAD FIRST CRASHING INTO THE TABLE. OH MY FREAKING LORD.
Mike: BUT I DON’T THINK THERE IS ANY BLOOD COMING FROM THE HEAD OF KENDRICK WILLIAMS. THE REFEREE INSPECTS……NOPE, NO BLOOD AS OF YET AND XAVIER LOOKS PISSED
Ted: I have to say, that was a genius move from Xavier Williams though. Now Williams picks up a broken K-Will, AND LOOK, K-WILL, HIT WIN SIN’S END, THAT WILL CORRUPT THE PURITY OF K-WILL EVEN MORE, BRILLIANT….
Mike: Xavier Williams now looks under the ring, what will he pull out now? OH NO, A CROWBAR THAT CAN END SHIT IN AN INSTANT
Ted: Crowbars are your best weapon to use in these type of matches, they set blood off quicker than a Formula One car. Now K-Will gets back to his feet, WILLIAMS LAUNCHES THE CROWBAR….
Mike: BUT K-WILL HOLDS IT, AND HEADBUTTS WILLIAMS. Williams thrown to the floor and now K-Will throws the Crowbar away, now he picks up Williams. AND LOOK, A POWERBOMB…….A SECOND……AND A TRIPLE POWERBOMB TO THE CONCRETE, DAMN, THAT WILL MESS HIS BACK UP….
Ted: And you can see the face of Williams tells the entire story really. Now K-Will throws Williams back into the ring and K-Will slowly walks back into the ring, K-Will also suffering heavy damage it looks like.
Mike: But now, it seems like K-Will wants Williams to his feet, Williams holding his back in agony, slowly getting to his feet. Can Williams make a difference to this situation?
Ted: AND LOOK, K-WILL….K-WILL WITH GOD’S GIFT TO WILLIAMS, OF COURSE THIS IS NOT GOING TO RESULT IN PINFALL FOR A FIRST BLOOD MATCH.
Mike: But no blood on Williams yet, K-Will now slides out the ring, and you can see that he is now looking under the ring. AND LOOK, A STEEL CHAIR AGAIN. OH NO
Ted: So many steel chairs being used today, K-Will returns to the ring, BUT LOOK AT WILLIAMS, LOW BLOW TO K-WILL, BRAVE MOVE FROM WILLIAMS
Mike: INDEED, BRAVE MOVE INDEED, AND NOW, WILLIAMS HAMMERING AWAY AT THE HEAD OF K-WILL, IS THIS A GOOD IDEA…..
Ted: CHICAGO FIRE, THAT COULD CAUSE BLOOD, THE REFEREE CHECKING TO SEE IF K-WILL HAS ANY BLOOD TO HIS BODY, BUT I DON’T THINK THAT IS THE CASE YET
Mike: Oh man…..BUT NOW, WILLIAMS IS LOOKING TO PUT AWAY K-WILL, WILLIAMS IS BEING VERY BRAVE IN THIS SITUATION. K-WILL IS A MONSTER
Ted: He is, and this could end badly for K-Will…..AND LOOK AT WILLIAMS, LOOKING TO PUT AWAY K-WILL….COUPE DE GRAS BY WILLIAMS. OH NO
Mike: NO BLOOD AGAIN. THESE MEN ARE VERY STRONG TO KEEP BLOOD IN THEIR BODIES IN TACT, but now, can Williams and K-Will get back to their feet, I will admit, their bodies do look to be getting warn down, and Williams managed to get the advantage over K-Will, but can he keep this up?
Ted: And now, K-Will getting to his feet, Williams picks up the chair that K-Will was going to use, BUT LOOK, SAMOAN DROP TO WILLIAMS, AND THAT HAS GOT TO BE KILLING THE SPINE OF WILLIAMS
Mike: OH MAN…..Williams, you can tell his face is in agony, and Williams is trying to get to his feet, AND LOOK AT K-WILL, USING THE CHAIR AGAINST WILLIAMS, AND WILLIAMS IS IN TROUBLE, THE CHAIR CAUSING MORE INJURY TO WILLIAMS
Ted: K-Will has the advantage, AND LOOK, LOOK AT THIS. HE GRABS THE CROWBAR, ONE HIT FROM THAT, AND IT’S A DESTINED BLOOD FROM THE HEAD.
Mike: AND LOOK AT K-WILL, WANTING WILLIAMS TO HIS FEET. OH MAN, THIS CAN’T BE GOOD FOR XAVIER WILLIAMS
Ted: WAIT, LOOK, KRAUSS…..JIMMY KRAUSS BEHIND KENDRICK WILLIAMS, KENDRICK DOESN’T KNOW IT……
Mike: Krauss taps Williams, AND WILLIAMS LAID OUT BY KRAUSS…………KRAUSS PICKS BACK UP WILLIAMS, AND LOOK, REALITY CHECK, AND THERE IS BLOOD, THERE IS BLOOD FROM THE HEAD OF KENDRICK WILLIAMS!!!!!!!!
(DING DING DING)
JA: Here is your winner, XAVVVVVVIEEEEEER WIIILLLLLIAAMSSSSSSSS
Ted: AIDED BY JIMMY KRAUSS, AND LOOK…..LOOK AT WILLIAMS CHARGING FOR KRAUSS, BUT A REALITY CHECK FROM KRAUSS…..
Mike: Oh no, look! LOOK! HE PICKS UP KENDRICK WILLIAMS……AND LOOK AND THIS, ANOTHER REALITY CHECK…….
Ted: BUT LOOK AT THIS…..LOOK AT KENDRICK, OH NO…..HE IS GOING FOR THE PUNT, HE IS GOING FOR THE PUNT….NO!!!!!!!
Mike; HE IS GOING TO END KENDRICK WILLI…..
Ted: OH MY GAWD, THIERRY WILLIAMS SPEARS JIMMY KRAUSS, JUST IN TIME!!!!!!! JUST BEFORE KENDRICK WILLIAMS’S CAREER COULD’VE BEEN ENDED
Mike: GOOD! But now Thierry Williams helps Kendrick Williams to his feet. And Kendrick Williams and Thierry Williams leaving the ring, you can see Jimmy Krauss holding his ne….
(Let it Rock by Kevin Rudolf hits, Rick Death comes out)
Mike: HERE IS THE GENERAL MANAGER OF WARPATH, RICK DEATH….OH MAN.
Rick Death: HEY, I’VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS CONSTANT ATTACKINGS FROM KENDRICK WILLIAMS AND JIMMY KRAUSS. I AM SO SICK OF IT, IT’S THE SAME SHITTY THING EVERY WEEK AND I THINK IT’S GETTING OUT OF HAND…..SO YOU KNOW WHAT I AM GOING TO DO? I AM GOING TO PUT A STOP TO THIS MADNESS. JIMMY, THIERRY, KENDRICK, NONE OF YOU GUYS WILL MAKE CONTACT TO EITHER OPPOSITION. SO KENDRICK, THIERRY, YOU CAN’T ATTACK JIMMY, AND JIMMY, THE SAME APPLIES TO YOU IN VICE VERSA….
(Fans cheer)
Kendrick Williams (panting): HOLD ON…..YOU….YOU CAN’T DO THIS….
Rick Death: Believe me…I can, and if you guys can’t obey to that law….Well, Jimmy, you will lose your FWE Championship for a start, and Kendrick, I’ll remove you from the FWE Championship match at Glory Road….
(Fans cheer, Let it Rock by Kevin Rudolf hits once again, as Kendrick Williams and Jimmy Krauss taunt at each other)
Ted: WOW, WELL WITH ONE WEEK UNTIL WE REACH FOR GLORY ROAD, THIS IS REALLY GOING TO BE TENSE FOR BOTH KENDRICK WILLIAMS AND JIMMY KRAUSS
Mike: YOU’RE RIGHT, BOTH THESE MEN CAN’T TOUCH EACH OTHER OR THE PENALTIES WILL COME INTO PLAY, BUT THE HEAT IN THESE MEN ARE SO INTENSE, I DON’T KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN. UP NEXT, BEFORE WE CLOSE, OWNAGE CALLS OUT HASS JOHNSON, THAT IS LIVE, UP NEXT ON WARPATH!
(Commercial)
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nWi5uz3omU airs)
(Camera fades back to the ring)
JA: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, OWWWWNAAAAAAGEEEEEEEEEEE
(It ain’t over til it’s Over by DJ Khaled hits, Ownage comes out to a mixed reaction)
Ted: Well next week, we’ll be in Ownage’s hometown of Detroit, Michigan, but we now take the time to welcome The God of FWE, Ownage, as he comes out to direct his match and Hass Johnson. I can’t wait to see what happens in this match at Glory Road
Mike: I agree, so much hate and rivalry between Hass Johnson and Ownage, this rivalry has spanned out for a complete year, and it ends at Glory Road, with one of these guys being gone from FWE…..
(Ownage picks up the microphone and the fans chant his name before he speaks)
Ownage: I am knowing what Hass Johnson is trying to do with this match. Why else would he choose a Hell's Prison match for his needs? Why do I ask? I will tell you, the FWE Universe, why. He thinks that this stipulation will clean the wounds faster than expected, he believes he has the advantage when it comes to Glory Road. For those who don't remember, the last time me and Hass Johnson faced each other, that too was in Hell's Prison, this is where the funny part comes by the way, I nearly beat him. But he needed to call out his team of dick suckers, known as The Remedy. Funny thing is, they are not around anymore, Hass. So what are you going to do about my situation? You know I had you beaten at Final Flight for our match and you can sugar-coat the fact that I wasn't going to win, but the fact is, had your three little sheep not been there to help you, I would've made you look stupid in that ring. But now, The Remedy aren't there to shield the boss anymore. So what is going to happen? Let me tell you what will happen, at Glory Road, I am coming to Chicago and I will be cheered as I kick your ass in that ring with the fact that you will be retired FOR GOOD!
(Fans cheer)
Ownage: I am out here for the reason that I want to come right in your face and say this. I want you to understand, I don't fear you, I don't fear your retarded stipulations, and I don't fear your power. Know that I am also called The God for a reason, not to be egotistical or to be high with confidence, but if you think you can score the double at Glory Road and get rid of me from FWE, that's just great. What I don't understand is, you think you can win this match against me, because you reverted back to material recycled. Why? You know I had you beaten, and the fact your stupidity becomes apparent to make a rematch, same match, happen, results in how much of an idiot you are. You have placed yourself in a trap, Hass…And at Glory Road….
???: OWWWWNAAAGE…..OH OWWWWWNAGEEEEEE
(Ownage turns around and see Hass Johnson on the titantron)
Ownage: And it’s Hass Johnson….On the titantron….Very brave of you Hass….
(Hass laughs)
Hass Johnson: Of course, it’s very brave of me to do this, but the thing is, I don’t want to do this in front of you….
Ownage: What are you talking about?
Hass Johnson: You see, I have been finding ways to try and weaken you so you can be easy meat for Glory Road. And I know the answer….
(Hass picks up a kendo stick and smacks it in his hands)
Ownage: That is your way of showing kryptonite against me? A Kendo stick? Very cute Hass, I’m sick of mind games to be honest….
Hass Johnson: Oh, it’s not about the kendo stick….
(Camera zooms out to show Ownage’s parents tied up, Ownage reacts in shock)
Mike: YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME……
(Hass Johnson proceeds to smacking the kendo sticks across the head of both Ownage’s parents)
Ted: WHAT IN GOD’S EARTH IS HE DOING?
Hass Johnson: YOU WATCHING THIS OWNAGE? YOU WATCHING THIS? NOW WHO IS GOING TO WIN AT GLORY ROAD??
(Both parents can’t speak)
Hass Johnson: I CAN’T HEAR YOU…..
(Hass continues to attack both Ownage’s parents with a steel chair this time and they are bleeding, Ownage charges backstage)
Hass Johnson: HERE’S THE THING OWNAGE, IF THEY DON’T ADMIT ME AS THE VICTOR, I’LL DO WORSE DAMAGE TO THESE GUYS….
(Camera cuts to Ownage looking backstage in panic)
Ownage: HASS?! HASS?!!!!!
Ted: This is a low point for Hass to go to….
Mike: That’s the thing, Hass will go so low to try and get inside his head…..
(Ownage finally finds his parents tied up as they both scream for help)
Ownage: Mom, dad, I’m here….Don’t worry, I’ll take you to the hospital and we’ll…..
(Hass Johnson attacks Ownage with a crowbar as both Ownage’s parents scream)
Mike: OH NO, HASS ATTACKS OWNAGE WITH THE CROWBAR, SNEAKING AN ATTACK AGAINST OWNAGE. OH MAN….
Hass Johnson: You sorry piece of shit. You have no idea, do you? You think you can easily beat me, because you think that you had me beaten before. At Glory Road, you won’t be thinking that. In fact, you will be fired from this company. No more Ownage parading around FWE, thinking he is THE GOD. Because let me make a statement here….You’re no god….You’re a has been….
(Hass drops the crowbar onto the head of Ownage as Ownage is laid out)
(FWE Logo Buzzes)
(Camera fades out)
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